Christopher

just out of shot: yoga munt

Selfie of Patrick and Chris

Canal lined with trees turning brown and orange for autumn.

🍂 autumn ft. @christopherstephen.bsky.social

Straight does add some years for sure but also the actors were 36 and 34 respectively

Front cover of Private Eye.

They're good at head

Wes Streeting is an evil transphobic cunt

More like I’m turned on

Saw Remi Wolf with these gorgeous boys (bias as one is my husband). @chrismcr.bsky.social @jakelfawcett.bsky.social @seyseys.bsky.social

Which one though? 🤔

You know you’re a faggot when you use your own Grindr profile as a reference point for how tall you are in cm (186)

But as we all know, most streamed doesn’t necessarily mean best quality

But Tom, you ARE a huge f*g. With a phat c*ck

365

More like £365 for a pint

“um, why weren’t you at my party??”

me who saw, and ignored, multiple invites:

Photo of Beyoncé.

🚨 Beyoncé to perform the NFL halftime show for the Ravens vs Texans on Christmas Day — on Netflix.

Oh no I’m far too mentally ill

we often play the “guess how many people are in basement right now” game

A beautiful black and white cat looking up lovingly, patiently awaiting a well earned treat

Hello! I’m Christopher, this is Thomas Poppers (he’s gay) 🏳️‍🌈🐈‍⬛

Simpson gif, dance teacher exasperated at Lisa for feeling entitled

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