👑 𝚀ປᥱᥱ𝜼 𝓔൩൩ᥱ 👑

I got a new tattoo. A morning glory for my September Virgo babies. ☺️

A TikTok I made months ago that is still super relevant

Nothing makes me drier than a Popeyes biscuit in the Sahara Desert than a man who says

“Misandry is worse than Misogyny”

Get outta here, 🚩

#misandry #misogyny #bluesky #tuesdaythoughts #needlube

Somehow women saying “I hate men” has become equivalent to

Being SA’d for saying no
Being m*rdered for saying no
Being physically assaulted for saying no

Cry harder, bitches. It’s not the same.

#Misandry #Misogyny #SA #TW #WomensRights #InternationalWomensHistoryMonth #StopViolenceAgainstWomen

I got new glasses.

You bitches are alllll in trouble now that I can see 👀

My face any time a delicate southern belle says

“Idk I just let my man make all the decisions”

I didn’t either, but now do thanks to my daughters and Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy 😂

Coded: he respects ICE cause he’s white and not Brown

She is quoted as saying he’s “more American” than certain citizens because “he respects ICE.”

Wait so Riley Gaines’ hubby is being deported?!

AHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

Central heterochromia 🤗

Oh so the new Israel-Iran war is a sign of the end times?

Not me hoping all these certifiably insane mfers get raptured 🤷🏼‍♀️

“Mental institutions should be reopened!” Screams the delusional trump supporter.

No. No tf they shouldn’t. 😡

Now this is funny

#IHopeTheyGetLonelier

I loved RoTN. I also enjoyed Porky’s 🤣

I come here to rant about things that are too hot for Facebook 🤣

When you get 3 books for $8 and one of them is a first edition of this wonderful novel!

Ew.

Random Louisiana chuds on social media:

“WOMEN SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ABORTIONS JUST BECAUSE THEY GET PREGNANT ALL THE TIME!1!1!11!1!!”

Also random Louisiana chuds on social media:

“WHYYY WON’T WOMEN HAVE SEGGS WIF MEEEEE?!!”

#Louisiana #Funny #MenBeLike

Why does everything these tech bros say sound like an announcement against what they’re advocating for?!

@theadvocatebr.bsky.social this is an outrage.

Keep your religion out of their schools. Lest I procure the aid of The Satanic Temple and a barrage of lawyers to have the Tenets of Satanism hung in classrooms. 💯 3/3

#lalege #lagov #fuckmaga #fdt #project2025

It is NOT the state’s place to endoctrinate my children. Point. Blank. Period.

Just as Christians do not wish Islam to be forced upon their children, I do not wish for Christianity to be forced upon mine. 2/3
2/3

The 5th Circuit Court of Appeals has paved way for the 10 Commandments to be displayed in LA schools.

As an atheist parent of as-yet-to-be-determined school aged children, I am OUTRAGED. 1/3 🧵

Like… are you serious, you privileged white scum of a person? “No white people in the 250 year halftime show”?! CRY HARDER

THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON THE BACKS OF THE OPPRESSED YOU SHITWEASEL 3/3

#JillZarin #BadBunny

I am so angry every second of every day that it’s made my jaws lock up.

I am angry *for* minorities. Especially when I read shit like what Jill Zarin said… just UGH 😑 2/3

I fully acknowledge the fact that: my rage as a white Woman can in no way compare to the rage a Black or Brown Woman feels in the United States right now.

I am so angry every second of every day that my jaws lock up. 🧵 1/3

@lindsaygoldwert.bsky.social @keybarrett.bsky.social
@violavoltairine.bsky.social

Raising them right. 💯

Unsure if I should be proud my 6th grader reads better than the average adult or sad for the state of this fucking country #thegoodplace