They are intelligent creatures they can use tools and fool around with disembodied butts
11.03.2026 03:35
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They are intelligent creatures they can use tools and fool around with disembodied butts
That’s a sex toy for gorillas
George
Glad (?) we had the same take on this one
*limbering up so I don't pull anything grasping at straws* You'd go after Ange because the players love him, his career has taken a pretty big hit and I think he'd go for it, and he'd blitz the Championship and take us right back up.
Miss our Australian dad so much
So what you're saying is we're history makers 💪
I mean I love metaphor as much as the next guy but
Big Dom, you must go super saiyan
I knew @hoaagie.bsky.social may be the only one to like this and honestly, you were my target audience so mission accomplished.
Great, Thomas Haden Church is here to knock our shit sideways.
I'm struggling to think of new ways this could get worse, but I'm sure my beloved Tottenham Hotspur will figure it out.
It is kind of darkly humorous to think of that graphic showing how much Tudor improved the points totals at all the teams where he took over. There's likely to be one for his stint with us that just says 0.
What a touch, christ
I mean, you can't legislate for Antoine fuckin Griezmann
The mood in the CBS Studio was that of "Oh god this is just kinda sad."
They didn't crack any jokes, it was like solemn heads. It's like everyone has realized we are doomed.
It's really quite sad. I feel like I'm watching a trainwreck in slow mo.
And wrote this before we conceded the 4th
I posted this when we were only a goal down.
I mean, it would be incredibly funny if we came back from this.
Making two keepers hate you is pretty efficient work.
Didn't expect this skeet to be out of date immediately.
Mysterious pools of KY Jelly 2 - Tottenham Hotspur 0
This season feels like we're being tormented by the gods. We're not even being punished for anything in particular, it's just them using us as an example. Just to remind everyone that horrors can befall anyone at any time for any reason or no reason.
I'm only able to watch the first 30 minutes before my wife returns to work. She said, "You can't get too depressed after 30 minutes."
Has she learned nothing?
Kinsky is about to follow the Karius career trajectory.
Jesus Christ that Atleti front line.
Spurs play in 40 minutes.
Like wearing nothing at all
Why does this keep happening? This is like how the AI Wizard of Oz projected onto The Orb in Vegas was “breaking free from the technical limitations at the time” as if Victor Fleming was super bummed he couldn’t film for the sphere like his heart desired.