Glockiana

RIP William Shakespeare. You would have loved the Drake/Kendrick Lamar rap feud

Down a history rabbit hole and here are my hot takes:

If FDR and his mom were around in modern times, they would be on that Mama's Boy show on TLC

Joseph Kennedy is like the ultimate dad-ager. The Kris Jenner of politics

Elon is America's Rasputin

Why they got my girl Angela Bassett in a bus driver wig???

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Told myself I was gonna have a Denzel movie marathon this weekend and here I am watching Olympus Has Fallen

Time to watch John Q again for no reason in particular

I have no acting experience so I'm perfect for the role

Enough of my sad girl shit, the real thing I need to focus on is how do I get casted in a Tubi original movie?

We always talk about sudden and unexpected deaths when it comes to grief, but losing someone slowly but consistently, knowing there's nothing you can do about it, that a little piece of them is dying and suffering each day and having to make acceptance with that, it is so devastating.

The CEO of an amoral health insurance company has been assassinated, leading to celebrations from an angry populace, moral debates, and a citywide manhunt. Critics are calling it "preachy Oscar bait that wades into heady topics without much to say about them". 49% on Rotten Tomatoes.

If Drake has 0 haters that means I’ve left this earth.

“Certified Lawyer Boy”

I’ve told y’all for 13 years Drake act like the white woman that raised him. Suing your label because you got smoked in a rap beef cements my point

talmbout a lawsuit 😭😭😭

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!

I've been thinking about this too honestly

I've been sitting on this one for awhile. My biggest opp in the workplace ever was a racially ambitious biracial woman with a white mom. And oh honey, the way she operated was just like a white woman. But then she would use her blackness when it was convenient. While operating like a Karen

Thoughts???

Enjoy! Tell me your thoughts pls 😅

Yup, it's absolute GOLD

You know I'm in there like swimwear. I just watched Tiffany the Sex Doll and lost my shit 🤣

Andrew Tate:

I’M HERE

Bluesky:

No

Really healing through my former avoidant shit

Shame stopped me from reaching out to apologize to an old friend. Thought about sending the text years ago and was so ashamed it took me so long to say sorry. Finally reached out and we both said we want to be friends again 😭😭😭😭

The Scorpio in me feels stupid for letting my guard down. But my Leo venus just wants to love. I'm an astrological mess lmfaooo
This natal cancer moon probably fucks me up the most though

Cancer 1st house is brutal. I'm a cancer sun, moon, and mid heaven. Scorpio stellium, but a leo venus. I'm like such a loyal, softie lover girl but you gotta get through that Scorpio first. So when I care and I get hurt, I fucking hemorrhage. And the Cancerian in me wants to hold on to the past

Im not sure what's more unhinged to listen to when I'm at work, my Nicki playlist or roasts of Tyler Perry movies 🤣

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Being deep in my financial spreadsheets at 9am while listening to my Nicki playlist is insane. Making pivot tables while I'm thinking about the pink Lamborghini just to race in China

I've always said gym bros looooooove big women for this reason

Especially if they call themselves a dom...I'm like...are you really an experienced dom? Or are you a porn rotted man who wants to hurt women?