missy

@cosmospada.bsky.social There's only room in this world for one boss baby and it's me

Just realized UK Spring Forward is a few weeks after the US. And we move in between. So we're gonna have to experience it twice 🥴

I'm sick of everyone always saying my great ideas "were in a black mirror episode" like just let a girl innovate #womenshistorymonth

if you're vegan you can't drive a car because that's burning dinosaurs

Never letting @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social choose the catchphrase for one of my animal crossing characters again

sometimes the candle burns *you* at both ends

Thinking about the other day when @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social had to work from a parking lot and was hungry so I got him a hot dog and rode it over on a scooter. Micromobility glizzy

wild that i was literally born on my birthday

Why ya shootin yourself?

sure

there should always be just a little guy around. like a cat or dog or some such

Setting the film world ablaze with my incisive letterboxd reviews

Pedestrians are safe on the sidewalk, right? ...Right?

(Please note that this truck was **backing toward me**)

Another excellent happening: my slightly confused grandma saying "why is there a blonde man in my kitchen?"

Lookin for love in all the wrong places (Facebook Marketplace)

This is bicycle erasure

saw a cybertruck being towed today. nature is healing :)

Terrible news: I exercised and it did in fact give me more energy

Uber driver asked our opinions about "the last week in politics" but we saw that her music queue was all Christian music so we just went with a nice neutral "yeah things have been crazy huh"

It was bad

Because why does the brick pillar not match the brick wall???

YES I'm literally always talking about this. They took out the PFAS (because of birth defects or something idgaf) and now floss is all terrible

breast milk soap

facebook marketplace is amazing

No one talks about being in a mixed-milk relationship. How stigmatized is the love between a dairy husband and oat wife

Tyler plus 4 screens

screenmaxxing with @blank-guy-ty.bsky.social for a hot steamy visa application date night ✌🏻

I'll get you a pic

There were signs for those who had eyes to see

bsky.app/profile/blan...

several of our neighbors have recently decided to try to become the yelliest people in the world

this country is a failed experiment. they should let the forests engulf us and the bears devour us