Taps the sign that is @jordanharper.bsky.social 's evergreen comment about lightning and bottles.
ps - (whispers) it's not the hockey.
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You’re invited! I’m talking to @jordanharper.bsky.social on April 29 at 5:00pm PST via @poisonedpenbooks.bsky.social. Join us and submit questions:
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I prefer my dvd's translation... 'jack off' is funnier
Come through
Go read this now, I'll wait.
I'm less interested in the 1st vs 3rd argument, more in the entitlement happening for someone to walk up and say this at a signing as if the author messed up the reader's hamburger.
Okay? Go away then? There are people in line behind you who want to engage with art, not demand extra pickles.
Happy International Women's Day, everybody! letterboxd.com/christafaust...
Poster for THREE BAD SISTERS: What They Did To Men Was Nothing Compared To What They Did To Each Other!
Feeling run the fuck over today. May as well watch movies. Currently watching Three Bad Sisters. What are you all watching?
Dizzy duck with spiral eyes and messy feathers.
Sincere apologies to everybody who came out to my library event yesterday. Bad ear was being especially bad and I barely made it through the reading and panel discussion before having to tap out on the after party. I'm still hoping to work out some kind of regular local writers hang, so raincheck..?
Damn, I have really been looking forward to this! I'll still see it, of course. For science.
Crime Ink: Iconic made the Foreword INDIES shortlist for LGBTQ+ Adult Fiction. Over the moon! I’m so proud of this anthology and the talented writers who make it what it is. Also, a shout-out to the publisher, Bywater, which had four novels shortlisted.
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Hopefully not in the same bite.
New Bisexual Assassin's Handbook post is up! My quick and dirty Left Coast Crime recap, including pronouns, bones and robots. buttondown.com/christafaust...
Killer in Drag by Edward D. Wood Jr. cover shows a man asleep or dead on a bed and a redheaded woman in black underwear sitting next to him holding a gun.
Death of a Transvestite by Ed Wood Jr. cover shows black and white photo of an AMAB person wearing a black bra, underwear, stockings and garters. Her eyes are blacked out/censored. In the background, a door is open to reveal the electric chair bathed in yellow light.
I am goofy, loopy, over the moon to now own these. There is simply no reason to work hard other than to earn money to buy expensive trash.
Hey perverts, is Vladimir worth the slog? Because the cardigan bondage in the opening scene seemed promising and Rachel Weisz is a fox, but the stuffy vanilla heterosexuality of it all is making me question my life choices. Is there any more bondage worth fast forwarding to or...?
Looks like they took Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem out to the gravel pit. When you get to hell, tell em Cricket sent you. #justiceforcricket www.axios.com/2026/03/05/k...
If you want to be humiliated for jacking off, don't waste your money on some Gen Z jizmaxing app. Just pay me or another real live Dom/me to lock your slutty little cock up for you!
Released a video of my 25 Favorite Films of 2025. You can watch the entire thing for free below (where I hope you'll consider becoming a paid supporter of my work & the upcoming return of Watch With Jen pod).
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In case anybody still thinks I'm hard, you should know that I feel very sad about killing ants. They're working so hard!
Music teacher and no account musician. Somehow I managed to come out non-musical. Also very not rugged.
By the way
KING OF ASHES is eligible for an Anthony Nomination for best hardcover novel
See y'all at BoucherCon
South Sound Writers of Crime and Dark Fiction Saturday, March 7th 4pm @ Tacoma Library (Olympic Room) A discussion about the publishing industry and the craft of writing with: Alex Kenna Alie Dumas-Heidt Christa Faust Alex Rasmussen Victor Rodriguez Tacoma Library 1102 Tacoma Ave S Tacoma, WA
Heads up, Grit City! Come hang at the Tacoma library with me and a bunch of other cool local writers this Saturday. (Am I really a Tacoma local now? Apparently so...)
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It’s Anthony Award nomination season! 🏆
If Crime Ink: Iconic thrilled you, moved you, or kept you up past your bedtime, please consider nominating it for an Anthony. We’d be honored to have your support! 🔥📚
Ida Lupino. #WomenInNoir
A legend in front of and behind the camera, she's a #filmnoir force that credits singer, director, writer, and producer to her resume. During her 48-year career, she appeared in 59 films and directed 8.
What's your favorite?
Yay! 'Notes on How to be Iconic' from 'Crime Ink: Iconic' is eligible in short stories for an #AnthonyAward!
So is the magnificent anthology itself (editors @johncopenhaver.bsky.social and @salemwest.bsky.social )
Thank you for your consideration!
@bywaterbooks.bsky.social
Not a big fan of vampires and almost never read YA, but when @yasminangoe.bsky.social told me the premise of She Drinks the Light, I couldn't wait to read it! Now I finally can, and you should too. us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
Oh hey look at that! DETOUR sale!
So that's where my book went!
Thank you @firstcluereviews.bsky.social for this wonderful review of ALL WE HIDE.
