When I like a bad movie it’s because I’m operating on a higher level
When you like a bad movie it’s because you’re a fucking idiot
When I like a bad movie it’s because I’m operating on a higher level
When you like a bad movie it’s because you’re a fucking idiot
Darth Evul
I just found my therapist’s twitter account and his only tweets are dunking on me during sessions wtf
I’m so excited, guys
“The Sopranos is such a funny show! I wish Italians were real! Hahaha”
Take a seat, because I have some horrible news to tell you
Started watching St Denis Medical and it’s hilarious
Wendy McLendon-Covey is so funny
Definitely recommend
Just found out one of my old weed dealers was murdered but he tried to short me half and then got mad when I said something about it so good riddance
No I’m your sister
Slowly removing myself from groups just like in high school
This was 5 months ago!
Fortnite went from saying price increase rumors weren’t true to doing one of the most insane price increases in gaming history
CONFIRMED: Sparking Zero! Vegito is a Big Lebowski fan
Does anyone wanna join my Steam family and game share w me
Between Ozark and DTF St Louis, I think Jason Bateman is contractually obligated to be in poorly lit TV shows
I don’t think he’s a good wrestler either but calling him names like this is over the line, Paul
Tattoo on my arm itches so badly I’ve resorted to just punching it
[maniacal laughter from johnny] he fell for the soup!!
The place I went to as a high schooler sucked but it was *our* suck
when they visited mianus
Poopsie was such an elite addition to the mix
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Seeing loads of heavy hitters in the replies so I'm bringing out the sleeper: I've always had a soft spot for Lamborghini Tooth Pull. A relatable pain dialled all the way up solely because they could. The SFX they added in post is the cherry on top.
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He talked about this on a podcast recently and said they lied to the studio about his tooth needing to be pulled and that (iirc) it was a pretty fresh tooth
One of the hardest things about aging is seeing concert venues from your teen years close
The rising gas prices don’t sound too bad when you remember those $2000 tariff checks we’re getting
An old buddy of mine downloaded every episode of King of the Hill and edited out the loud ass theme song of every single one
That was one of the first movies I snuck into cause I was like 14 when it came out and my mom wouldn’t buy me a ticket
I feel blessed for having gotten to see that in theaters in 3D