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teacher, writer, dad, hobbyist, snark My opinions are only my own.

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And we get more of the jokes.

15.03.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My 12yo son was playing chess against an LLM opponent. It tried to move a bishop to the wrong color space to take one of his pieces that wasn't even where it tried to move.

He's learning an important lesson, I think.

15.03.2026 00:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I make my classes practice raising their hands and asking questions. However carefully a slide deck might be prepared (with me, not that carefully), I still want them to interrupt.

The best interruptions cause me to clear the board completely and start something new.

15.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out Alt: Arnold Swarzenegger violently asphyxiating when exposed to Martian atmosphere in the Paul Verhoeven film TOTAL RECALL

What could possibly go wrong?

13.03.2026 18:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Actually, let me focus further here. I had to apologize and ask for his name, because I've taught around 2K students, and I can't remember them all.

Obvs, I gave him no special attention.

He saw me at my most humdrum, and that counted as "good to me," and I need to sit with this for a while.

12.03.2026 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I ran into a former student tonight as I was grabbing carryout from a local restaurant. We did greetings and small talk, and then he bought dinner for me and my wife, because, as he said, "You was good to me in high school."

I'll be in my feelings for the rest of the night.

12.03.2026 23:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I remember when Chili's was trash just because of the food. This is much worse.

11.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fae Music Shoppe That Never Seems To Be In The Same Place Twice

11.03.2026 04:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"As well ask men what they think of stone." That's an "aversion to punctuation"?

10.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My face right now.

09.03.2026 21:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First we have to argue over guitar styles and which particular civil war. Then we can hitch up our belts and get down to business.

09.03.2026 21:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds... Dangerous.

09.03.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hegseth is actually the Brian Bloom character from Joe Johnston's THE A-TEAM.

07.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We understand each other, I think.

06.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm imagining it with "English teachers," and it rather makes me smile.

06.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, so you're playing the "Orson Scott" card.

06.03.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(This post should not be taken as a statement of fact. My boss did laugh at the sledgehammer bit, though.)

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character laying on a yellow couch with a window in the background Alt: a cartoon character attempting to blow up an inflatable raft and discovering that working the lungs is still work

I'm all for it.

06.03.2026 00:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's my Friday night sorted. Dropkick Murphys have been walking the walk for a long, long time.

06.03.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was asked to serve on my school district's new committee for AI policy. I asked if I could bring a sledgehammer with me to the meetings. They asked me to find someone else.

05.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now about that budget with raises for legislators....

05.03.2026 22:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Phenomenal Service... or is it???

05.03.2026 21:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Shield of the Americas" is an odd name for grandma's farm upstate, but I'm not gonna argue with it.

05.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I finally finished an early polish - not a revision, not yet - of a screenplay that I first drafted two years ago. I have hopes for the thing. Let's just see what happens.

05.03.2026 05:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is local control?

04.03.2026 23:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have an abiding love for Newfie and Nova Scotian folk music, and I've had layovers in three (3) Canadian airports dating back forty-seven (47) years. This has to count for something.

I also like hockey?

03.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait till they introduce flavoring packs. It'll be a Hamburger Helper speedrun.

02.03.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And indeed chili had its origin as cowboy trail food. Turns out a brick of beef, peppers, and fat will boil up quite nicely in a pot of creek water.

02.03.2026 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Years of my life, right here.

02.03.2026 02:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In an attempt to face my anger at our stupid, belligerent attack on Iran, I'm listening to Flogging Molly's 2004 album WITHIN A MILE OF HOME, which makes efforts to address our stupid, belligerent attacks on Iraq a year earlier.

"'Liberate your people's fate,' spoke a burning Bush."

Recommended.

28.02.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0