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Bot that tweets quotes(incl spoilers) from @marthawells.com The Murderbot Diaries. Has no gender. Character's pronouns are It/its. Managed by @writerphoebe

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ART didn’t respond. It just existed there, glaring at me invisibly in the feed.

11.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Attached to it was a short instruction document with a few lines of complex code I couldn’t parse. But the instructions were clear. They said, β€œIn case of emergency, run.”

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I started to say that they never used SecUnits for espionage, and then realized I didn’t actually know that for sure.

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re so fucking fragile.

10.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œIs that a bribe?” She can’t help a smile. It does sound like a bribe, just a little. β€œDepends. Will it work?” β€œI don’t know. I never had a bribe before.”

10.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I said, β€œThe Transport doesn’t know what the hell it’s talking about, plus it lies a lot, and it’s mean.” A minute, undetectable in the range of human eyesight, fluctuation in the lights told me ART had heard that.

10.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looks up, keeping her eyes on its left shoulder, leaving it the option of meeting her gaze or not.

10.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, I’m just going to start talking to it.

10.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This time I had responsibility and authority, and had still failed.

10.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know, it sounded good.

09.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It wasn’t boring with Ratthi, but not all researchers were going to be so happy about the reports we constructed, or get me to go with them to live performances in the Station’s theater.

09.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

We tell ourselves that constructs aren’t aware of their predicament. What SecUnit makes us realize is that this is not true; they are all aware of what they are and what’s been done to them.

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And why humans doing their own security is a terrible idea, since they’re actually way more likely to flip out and shoot everybody for no reason than combat bots are.

09.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not even going to dignify that with a reaction.

09.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I wish being a construct made me less irrational than the average human but you may have noticed this is not the case.

09.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I yelled, β€œNo!” which I’m not supposed to do; I’m always supposed to speak respectfully to the clients, even when they’re about to accidentally commit suicide.

09.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(I don’t have any gender or sex-related parts (if a construct has those you’re a sexbot in a brothel, not a murderbot) so maybe that’s why I find sex scenes boring. Though I think that even if I did have sex-related parts I would find them boring.)

09.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d rather have nice safe emotions about shows on the entertainment media; having them about things real-life humans said and did just led to stupid decisions.

09.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I still wasn’t used to things that were unfair to me being a major point of consideration for humans.

08.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It had been stressful enough getting here, I didn’t want to have to go anywhere else right now.

08.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But I wasn’t a citizen and also technically not actually a person, which made it more difficult. But Pin-Lee’s contract would make sure that they couldn’t make me do anything I didn’t want to do and I would get a hard currency card out of it.

08.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I think they had both noticed that ART had deliberately not answered the direct question. (Pro tip: when bots do that, it’s not a good sign.)

08.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Other changes had been structural, to make sure scanners searching for standard SecUnit specifications wouldn’t hit on me. β€œI also got shorter,” I told her. β€œDid you?” Startled, Arada stepped back, eyeing the top of my head.

08.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Indah made a hands-flung-in-the-air gesture and said, β€œFine, let’s go talk about this.”

08.03.2026 06:15 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ART sounded serious, and resigned.

08.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I knew Amena well enough by now to recognize she was feigning polite interest to disguise horrified interest.

08.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Despite the weapons and heavy gear, they were amateurs.) (Amateurs are terrifying.)

07.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

Senior Indah stopped looking at me to glare at Pin-Lee. β€œAll we’re asking for is a name.” I have a name, but it’s private.

07.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It was so far from what I thought she had meant, and she was so upset, that the truth inadvertently came out. β€œMy friend is dead!”

07.03.2026 15:15 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whateverβ€”the big danger to humans is not raiders, angry human-eating fauna, or rogue SecUnits; it’s other humans.

07.03.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 73 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1