Kristi ✨

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We are witnessing the Republican Party collapse in on itself like a dying star.

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Hi Frank

🥹🫶🏼

Photo of myself

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Just out here educating

No surprise that the administration that restored the Confederate names of military bases doesn’t want to celebrate freeing enslaved people.

My theory about bbq places:

The better the bread, the worse everything else is.

If you go to a bbq joint and the bread is fancy, brisket will suck, sauce will be too ketchup, sides will be stale.

If they throw a shitty slice of Wonder Bread at you from the counter, you are in for miracle meat.

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Anyone else wanna dress up as handmaids and trick or treat as a mass group in a Trump town this year for Halloween? #Handmaid

Read

You got Kanye spitting filth, and I get hit with this for talking smack to Aaron Rodgers ….. 🙄 #WhoDey

My sweet precious 92 year old grandmother, who I will do anything for…..wanted me to.

Bro, they’re posting bible versus about God’s creatures. WHICH I AGREE, bless the animals. But someone is out here throwing fish 😂

Like, I will find you…. Lmfao. The tone on Facebook is real somber at the moment though. I felt pretty immature at my initial laugh.

Photos of fish rescued after they were thrown out of a moving car at pedestrians

They were still alive in the ditch. Two separate confirmed instances. One of the instances, the woman gathered the fish still alive in the ditch, put it in her water bottle and drove to PetCo.

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Y’all, I recently reactivated my Facebook. Apparently there is someone in my hometown driving around throwing goldfish at people.

We're about 3 lines deep into the "first they came for" poem. It's not a very long poem, folks

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Can someone tell me why anytime I post something political on twitter, I suddenly get hordes of Elon clone followers?

That app is trash

Photo of mom and daughter with Stanley cups.

I own a Stanley now guys, very demure.

Planet Earth from space

Mother Earth Fired for Being DEI Planet: tinyurl.com/6uamjf45

ETSY!

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Bought my Mom and I a matching set 😎

Criminals deserve due process because due process is literally how we determine whether someone is, *in fact*, a criminal

We are way past impeachment time

Eat the

…I mean TAX the rich

Elections have consequences

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This was right before I got all stirrup-ed up to see the #Gynocologist

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LORD HAVE MERCY, the amount of rage tweets I typed and never sent to the ignorant red hat base today.

Me

Me - took the day off for basketball. Is there anything better?

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The way my man folded me like a pretzel 🥨 last night