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@theolalfer.bsky.social

Hey just so you know @10thhostdax.bsky.social is a creep stalker

And fuck your respectability politics ass woe is me shit too.

Never email her again.

Go fuck yourself

Yeah the multiverse is like that

Bye!

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Well… don’t worry about it!

Ohh wait. I don’t know if I’m supposed to say that

You sure would. Plus this timeline wouldn’t have splintered off from the prime universe.

Ohhh you have no idea

*gives pets*

@cat-in-space.bsky.social

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Ooh, Kitty

putting everything back the way it was.

Oh, yeah, in another universe Q started this contest with Trelane and the Metrons and the Organians, and he tried to… rattle the Prophets’ cage so to speak.

They didn’t like that and started unmaking reality to get him to stop. But Q pulled him out and Amanda talked them into ->

Huh?

Ohhhh, maybe it’s your limited comprehension. I mean you’re *only* single-form corporeals. It can’t be helped.

What are you talking about? We don’t have the same name.

The one the Federation usually runs into is Q, his hot wife is Q, their son’s name is Q. I’m Q!, the old guy is Q?, and then there’s Q, Amanda, Q… oh and Q!

Oh, you mean Q. Yeah, he’s an asshole. I don’t know why Miss Q stays with him. Grumpy old man.

Don’t worry, I don’t torment mortals nearly as much as he does. For the most part I think you little guys are kinda fun!

The Prophets have a mom?

*she shook her hand a little too eagerly*

I’m one of the cool ones 😎

And nah, the Delta Quadrant is lame anyway.

Nice to meet you, I’m ✨Q!✨!

@farbeyondthestxrs.bsky.social

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So! I hear you’re looking for a Q!

Sure thing

I’m sorry…

I can imagine….

I’ll bet… I’m really sorry

O-Oh… I… I didn’t think we could die….

Did something happen to him…?

I guess…

I’ll say! She’s so much more fun than all the old farts!

Yeah, yeah, Junior! We’ve hung out some times, he’s fun

Well I don’t see her as a mistake…

I do hate the old bosses though.

Hey! That’s my girlfriend you’re talking about!

Do you know Amanda?

Sounds like fun.

Going on a few dates

Sooo… you doing anything?

That’s right! And I gotta say, this cosmos is fun!