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โ€œWe ainโ€™t got no damned band, Randy!โ€ - Doyle Hargraves โ€œI wouldnโ€™t expect you to understand, because this is all for me.โ€ - Otis Spunkmeyer I just want to ride my bike.

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Trump administration underestimated Iran warโ€™s impact on Strait of Hormuz | CNN Politics The Pentagon and National Security Council significantly underestimated Iranโ€™s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation, accord...

"Top Trump officials acknowledged to lawmakers during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility of Iran closing the strait in response to strikes."

www.cnn.com/2026/03/12/p...

13.03.2026 00:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3189 ๐Ÿ” 1251 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 452 ๐Ÿ“Œ 822
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ICE agents reveal daily arrest quotas and surveillance app in rare court testimony Under oath, officers said they were told to make eight arrests a day and given special tech to help choose โ€˜targetsโ€™

When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.

13.03.2026 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 8778 ๐Ÿ” 5231 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 180 ๐Ÿ“Œ 368
George Galloway: โ€œI have been assailed all day by a โ€œchildrenโ€™s book communityโ€ so vile and vicious Iโ€™m amazed they even let them near kids #redmoluccaโ€. He was retweeted five times. An account named @winnie_the_pooh, not believed to be connected either to the Disney corporation or the estate of A A Milne, responded with one word: โ€œTosser.โ€ and was RTed 213 times by the time this well-worn screenshot was taken, perhaps more afterwards

George Galloway: โ€œI have been assailed all day by a โ€œchildrenโ€™s book communityโ€ so vile and vicious Iโ€™m amazed they even let them near kids #redmoluccaโ€. He was retweeted five times. An account named @winnie_the_pooh, not believed to be connected either to the Disney corporation or the estate of A A Milne, responded with one word: โ€œTosser.โ€ and was RTed 213 times by the time this well-worn screenshot was taken, perhaps more afterwards

Well, if itโ€™s 14 March, that can only mean... naturally: the ninth anniversary of one of the finest exchanges from The Old Place

14.03.2026 09:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 455 ๐Ÿ” 132 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Rest assured that zero actual punks are making any money from this.

14.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œBut, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.โ€

13.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 11706 ๐Ÿ” 2663 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 148 ๐Ÿ“Œ 128

Finally, a counterpoint to one of my own

14.03.2026 00:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 475 ๐Ÿ” 87 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

"I could kill as many civilians as died in WW2. I deserved that Nobel Peace Prize."

14.03.2026 01:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hell yeah!

14.03.2026 03:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Closeup of Walter White with a caption that reads โ€œ youโ€™re god damn rightโ€.

Closeup of Walter White with a caption that reads โ€œ youโ€™re god damn rightโ€.

14.03.2026 03:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A theme

14.03.2026 02:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I wrote about congressional Democratsโ€™ incoherent, AIPAC-friendly, lawyerly messaging strategy around Iran that largely focuses on Trumpโ€™s supposed lack of โ€œplanningโ€ and โ€œconsulting Congress,โ€ while deemphasizingโ€”or outright ignoringโ€”clear demands to immediately end the war.

13.03.2026 20:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 476 ๐Ÿ” 130 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

the DOGE bros should be made fun of for the rest of their lives (in addition to being charged for their crimes)

14.03.2026 03:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1455 ๐Ÿ” 245 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 29 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

itโ€™s unreal how these grown-ass men had no problem destroying untold lives with chatGPT but go crying to a judge when people make fun of them online

14.03.2026 02:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 9514 ๐Ÿ” 2881 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211 ๐Ÿ“Œ 38
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SPOTTED IN NASHVILLEโ€ฆ

14.03.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 4147 ๐Ÿ” 1007 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34 ๐Ÿ“Œ 24
13.03.2026 23:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 848 ๐Ÿ” 107 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Just because something's true doesn't mean you have to say it out loud

13.03.2026 20:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 34 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"This abysmal failure has been carefully planned" is an interesting way to play defense I guess

13.03.2026 16:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 45 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Dear members of the Senate: if you vote to confirm Mullin to run DHS, people should absolutely hold you personally responsible for every atrocity ICE and CBP carry out under his leadership.

13.03.2026 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1493 ๐Ÿ” 362 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors or surrender accepted; (2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted; (3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable ability to accept surrender would exist; (4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and (5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

โœ‹ Former USG war crimes lawyer here.

Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning:

Denial of quarterโ€”even the declaration of no quarterโ€”is a war crime.

And recognized as such by the US Government.

From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

13.03.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 15222 ๐Ÿ” 6584 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 595 ๐Ÿ“Œ 588
Congressman Keith Self โ€ข โ€ข Follow
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The Sharia-Free America Caucus has grown to 48 members spanning 22 states-and we're j... See more
DEFEND
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Co-Chairs: Keith Self (TX-03) & Chip Roy (TX-21)
Whip Tom Emmer (MN-06)
Andrew Clyde (GA-09)
Pat Fallon (TX-04)
Russ Fulcher (ID-01)
August Pfluger (TX-11)
Mary Miller (IL-15)
Craig Goldman (TX-12)
Tracey Mann (KS-01)
Monica De La Cruz (TX-15)
Andy Harris (MD-01)
Pete Sessions (TX-17)
Eric Burlison (MO-07)
Brandon Gill (TX-26)
Mike Ezell (MS-04)
Michael Cloud (TX-27)
Addison McDowell (NC-06)
Brian Babin (TX-36)
Mark Harris (NC-08)
Wesley Hunt (TX-38)
Pat Harrigan (NC-10)
Eli Crane (AZ-02)
Michael Rulli (OH-06)
Andy Biggs (AZ-05)
Josh Brecheen (OK-02)
Paul Gosar (AZ-09)
Scott Perry (PA-10)
Nick Begich (AK-at-large)
Mike Kelly (PA-16)
Barry Moore (AL-01)
Sheri Biggs (SC-03)
Aaron Bean (FL-04)
Ralph Norman (SC-05)
John Rutherford (L-05)
Andy Ogles (TN-05)
Randy Fine (FL-06)
John Rose (TN-06)
Cory Mills (FL-07)
Mike Kennedy (UT-03)
Mike Haridopolos (FL-08)
John McGuire (VA-05)
Anna Paulina Luna (FL-13)
Ben Cline (VA-06)
Byron Donalds (FL-19)
Morgan Griffith (VA-09)
Buddy Carter (GA-01)

Riley Moore (WV-02)

Congressman Keith Self โ€ข โ€ข Follow X 1dโ€ข The Sharia-Free America Caucus has grown to 48 members spanning 22 states-and we're j... See more DEFEND SHARIA-FREE AMERICA CAUCUS Co-Chairs: Keith Self (TX-03) & Chip Roy (TX-21) Whip Tom Emmer (MN-06) Andrew Clyde (GA-09) Pat Fallon (TX-04) Russ Fulcher (ID-01) August Pfluger (TX-11) Mary Miller (IL-15) Craig Goldman (TX-12) Tracey Mann (KS-01) Monica De La Cruz (TX-15) Andy Harris (MD-01) Pete Sessions (TX-17) Eric Burlison (MO-07) Brandon Gill (TX-26) Mike Ezell (MS-04) Michael Cloud (TX-27) Addison McDowell (NC-06) Brian Babin (TX-36) Mark Harris (NC-08) Wesley Hunt (TX-38) Pat Harrigan (NC-10) Eli Crane (AZ-02) Michael Rulli (OH-06) Andy Biggs (AZ-05) Josh Brecheen (OK-02) Paul Gosar (AZ-09) Scott Perry (PA-10) Nick Begich (AK-at-large) Mike Kelly (PA-16) Barry Moore (AL-01) Sheri Biggs (SC-03) Aaron Bean (FL-04) Ralph Norman (SC-05) John Rutherford (L-05) Andy Ogles (TN-05) Randy Fine (FL-06) John Rose (TN-06) Cory Mills (FL-07) Mike Kennedy (UT-03) Mike Haridopolos (FL-08) John McGuire (VA-05) Anna Paulina Luna (FL-13) Ben Cline (VA-06) Byron Donalds (FL-19) Morgan Griffith (VA-09) Buddy Carter (GA-01) Riley Moore (WV-02)

In the 1920s, there was an enormous Klan-aligned caucus in the House of Representatives that passed an immigration restriction bill designed to keep out Catholics and Jews because they supposedly posed an existential threat to American civilization. 100 years later, here we are.

13.03.2026 14:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2736 ๐Ÿ” 1213 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 181 ๐Ÿ“Œ 137

And of course that shitweasel Barry Moore has his hame in there. What a prick.

13.03.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gawd, I grew up with these ads during daytime TV in the 70s. Canโ€™t believe theyโ€™re still doing them. Speaking of which, how are Cal Worthington and his dog Spot doing?

13.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."

No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.

13.03.2026 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 8480 ๐Ÿ” 2941 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 773 ๐Ÿ“Œ 983

I would be flabbergasted if even 10% of the people opting into these services know this

13.03.2026 15:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 142 ๐Ÿ” 81 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Fox News and Newsmax anchors say that anyone who opposes the Trump/Netanyahu war in Iran is antisemitic. TikTok Groypers say that the war is part of a Jewish banking conspiracy to flood America with refugees. For busy right-wing extremists, it can be hard to know who to trust.

13.03.2026 08:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 720 ๐Ÿ” 95 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

โ€œImagine they have Godzilla. Thatโ€™d suck.โ€ Demented dipshit.

13.03.2026 10:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 93 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Cars are the most absurd means of transport in a city. They are parked 95 per cent of the time. It takes two tonnes to move someone who weighs 70 kilogrammes. And the denser the city, the more absurd it is."

13.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2508 ๐Ÿ” 665 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

And where weโ€™re at today is a complete denigration of that dream. Early Twitter compared to X as now. The death of Geocities and MySpace. โ€œPivot to video.โ€

We caught a glimpse of paradise (granted, with some problems), and then we let late stage capitalism drag us back into โ€œnumber MUST go up.โ€

13.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 933 ๐Ÿ” 74 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

No joke, I think this might be one of the most important roles for tech-savvy Millennials/Gen Xers.

We caught a glimpse of an amazing world, one that was almost entirely free of corporate or political influence because the suits hadnโ€™t caught on yet. We could talk with ANYONE in an age of landlines

13.03.2026 03:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 3215 ๐Ÿ” 663 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68 ๐Ÿ“Œ 40

As someone who went on the Internet for the first time in the early 90โ€™s, I fucking loved the Internet. It has given so many things in life, and afforded me so many incredible experiences.

And to see it, and technology in general where they are today is kinda soul crushing.

13.03.2026 02:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3908 ๐Ÿ” 794 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65 ๐Ÿ“Œ 85