Influencer down!

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No big loss

Why would you even think about calling the cops with the headcount this low?

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Love that it was her first reaction.

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That was fifteen minutes ago. He’s over it.

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Let’s assume it’s either porn or #santaJaws / #FrightClub

This is an interesting assortment of top hashtags we’re trending amongst!

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I felt the draw too. It’s like close encounters. But with a shark. Santa.

Apparently, it’s because we all suck.

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Just putting my toe in the water as grandpa got gobbled by a red-eyed shark. Am I missing anything important?

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Well, it would still have solved a problem.

I wish the cop would just say,”well. Did you give him rice porridge?”

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I wish the cop would just say,”well. Did you give him rice porridge?”

Love to!

But he eats all the cookies.

Dad is failing wood chopping 101.
Badly.

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And throwing a party in his barn.

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Took no time!

Perfect opportunity for natural selection avoided. Shoot.

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First time here too.

Sorry to hear this. Losing parents is tough. All the best to you and your family from all of us at #frightClub

Well. There it is.
Enjoy your evening #frightClub!

And don’t … uh, be an asshole like Crane. I guess.

I’m dead.

I feel like I must have blinked and missed it.

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Around here Hallmark is a strange cultural phenomenon. Kansas City loves its own.

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Mr. Crane, the box. You opened it. And we came.

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Ichabod isn’t really the hero of Washington Irving’s story. He’s an in over his head fool who gets a comeuppance.

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I know we ask this a lot but

who is the audience for this supposed to be?

Children? Why would children of all people watch this?

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Hallmark films seem to have their own audience.

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100% my thought too.
Thinking of animal husbandry, I suppose.

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If I was Brom, I’d be awfully saddened by the studly Ichy wooing Katrina with his stirring wordsmithery.

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