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It's genuinely stressful watching him drown over and over again.

When I first read this i thought you were going to put it in your printer

I am a rabbit

I think my WhatsApp autosuggest needs recalibrating.

❤️

You've still got it, don't worry.

Ok, I'm late to this, but Singles Awareness Day is surely 14th February, where you're painfully aware that you're (still) single.

We used to call turnups "shit-catchers".

I don't know why you're asking me, I never brought it up.

Apparently "gaslighting" is an underhand manipulation technique, and not, as I first thought, a parlour game involving flatulence, alcohol and a box matches.

So pretty!
Love her.

Aww. Hope y'all have fun.

Or in my case: jog on, Valentine's Day.

I always buy the same thing to prevent instant cognitive overload. It's stressful enough finding your loyalty card and making eye contact in the same minute.

All the catfish i get ask the same dumb questions and are you married with kids is always in there.

Sorry I've got a wheatus allergy.

I'm still on engagement growing cress on a wet tissue

Love T de L ❤️

We've all been there.
This is usually encapsulated in the phrase "All the gear, no idea"

Good find.

Rule of three: works every time.

I've been waiting so long for this. Now I can rewind my massive cassette tape. 🙂

I think we can all agree that we'd take the Harry Potter author's views more seriously if she wasn't called JK Rowling.

Agatha Christie novel: Murder on the Orient Express

Pass-Agatha Christie novel: Hmm, I bet it's really nice driving through France at this time of year.

What those guys need is a maypole to play with.

Ventriloquists who live in glass houses shouldn't throw their voices.

Never thought of dreadnought that way before: makes complete sense!

Never hit follow so fast.

Just watching an old episode of eighties drama Fame, the one where Danny Amatullo weighs up auditioning for one of the Seven Dwarves in a local musical production.

Ancient history now.