Seinfeldism

Elaine: Maybe you have a fax machine. Kramer: You just blew my mind. / S09E19 The Maid

Kramer: Hey, I'm telling you the pig-man is alive. / S05E05 The Bris

Seinfeldism: "Father wears sneakers in the pool" ~ The secret George told his girlfriend Carol, to get her to go into another room while Jerry was replacing her answering machine tape. (S02E04 The Phone Message) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

This is it, you know. This is the meal, so stock up buddy boy. / S06E07 The Soup

Produce section. Very provocative area. A lot of melons and shapes. Everyone's squeezing and smelling. / S04E20 The Junior Mint

Whoa, back it up, back it up, beep... beep... beep. / S09E16 The Burning

Steinbrenner: Let's check the desk. That's where I heard the ticking. Search each one of those drawers starting with the top one... So, empty calories and male curiosity, eh, Georgie? / S08E18 The Nap

I put a lot of thought into this and I think I would like you to sign a prenuptial agreement. / S07E24 The Invitations

Everybody's got them! Look, I got them! / S04E13 The Pick

She'll have a cup of coffee and a broiled chicken. / S04E07 The Bubble Boy

If you know the name of the movie you'd like to see, press 1. / S07E08 The Pool Guy

From where I was standing I could see directly into the eye of the great fish! / S05E14 The Marine Biologist

Seinfeldism: "Crying from Home Alone" ~ Jerry discovered George crying after watching Home Alone. Apparently, the old man got to him. (S04E20 The Junior Mint) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Policer officer. Freeze right there. / S07E19 The Wig Master

Those aren't for New Year's. Those are my everyday balloons. / S08E20 The Millennium

Hold it! One more step and we're walkin'! / S09E11 The Dealership

I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving. But I haven't yearned. / S03E23 The Keys

Hey George, the ocean called. They're running outta shrimp. / S08E13 The Comeback

Frank: Welcome, new comers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it! / S09E10 The Strike

To the idiot-mobile! / S09E17 The Bookstore

Goodbye Norman, goodbye. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

It's time for George to start being George again! / S08E01 The Foundation

Seinfeldism: "Buck Naked" ~ According to George, this would be his stage name if he ever became a porn actor. (S04E17 The Outing) #Seinfeld #Lexicon Get the Book: https://seinfeldism....

Calvin Klein: I like his style. He has a sort of casual elegance. Tia: But he picks his nose. / S04E24 The Pilot (Part 2)

Jerry: You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England. / S03E09 The Nose Job

According to our latest quarterly thing, Kruger Industrial Smoothing is heading into the red, or the black, or whatever the bad one is. Any thoughts? / S09E16 The Burning

Steinbrenner: George, I've read this report. It's very troubling, very troubling indeed. It's a sick mind at work here. / S07E22 The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)

You know that Kim Novak had some big breasts. / S04E24 The Pilot (Part 2)

I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. / S05E22 The Opposite

Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents. / S05E18 The Raincoats (Part 1)