Slig

Its the only way to save democracy!

Give them money, folks!

A dark money group is offering people money to say shit like "Slig never posts anything funny" or "who even is Slig anyway" or "Isn't that guy like 40?" or "is his name a reference to a minor Jack Kirby villain or is it just fun to say or what?"

Thanks! I'm hoping it will be a good change.

I've been making the noise for the last 24 hours.

I have accepted the new job offer. If it is my undoing then so be it.

Gotta say it would be interesting to watch a seminar given by guys who are essentially subverbal.

“Imagine a burger” localization

My barber said go for new job. He also said this whole Inside Llewyn Davis hair thing I'm trying is definitely doable.

Laughing about a family calling Frosted Flakes "cereales del tigre"

Slig for Sheriff

Yes!

𝙱̶𝚎̶𝚊̶𝚛̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚔̶𝚎̶𝚝̶ ̶ 𝙱̶𝚞̶𝚕̶𝚕̶ ̶𝚖̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚔̶𝚎̶𝚝̶
Bird Market ✅️

Only gonna pay myself 250-450K a year. Just enough to get by!

Sounds about right! Just an amazing list of nonprofits signing off on the mayors veto of the eviction freeze today. Real sick stuff.

I'm going to start the world's first non-evil nonprofit corporation

I can't imagine how obnoxious SXSW is. Burning Man I can contextualize the type of annoying it much be but SXSW must be like a 3/4 zip fleece in event form.

Just reprimanded a service manager so hard that he offered me a job.

It's only Tuesday

Yeah thats scary as hell. I'm glad it wasn't worse.

Ah shit. Feel better soon!

Gemini really hates my folksy-ass way of talking in emails. Fuck you Gemini.

Got an extension on deciding whether to take the new job. I'll ask my barber tomorrow. He will know what to do.

I have been offered the job but now I must decide if the fairly massive pay cut is worth being way less annoyed by my job.

The CEO of this dumb website was hunted for sport by that crazy Rasputin lookin' freak who used to own Twitter. RIP.

I frequently refer to my brain as a separate entity that just helps me out sometimes. I'm like the uppermidwestern Fantomex.

Did very well at my job interview today. Pleased to see that my brain still locks into a sort of pleasant rambling banter mode autopilot when I need it to.

Really couldn't give less of a shit about the newest Miami Post "revelations". It isn't going to move the needle. Might inspire some mildly amusing protest signs at the next peaceful march to politely ask that all the evil people voluntarily step down though.

Hell of a beast!