Luarvik L. Luarvik

homer simpson eating something and saying "mmm, sacrilicious"

they say the last human dentist has already been born

as a thief player who extremely loves to accidentally yeet myself into mortal danger, you (and all triages) have my thanks

That's right, Hideo Kojima

yeah that's been my solution!

as of a few months ago at least, it does not! clown ass web site

gold brick. maybe two.

open plan maze with a line coming down from 'start' toward 'end' but at the last secind swerving out of the way and into a dead end

oh that's easy as h— oh fuck!

Columbo, a large orange long haired cat, has fully pinned Miso, a slightly small orange chort haired cat. Columbo looks at the camera like "yeah, i pinned the baby, what are you gonna do about it" while Miso's face peaks out from under Columbo's fur

Miso was asking for it. probably. he usually is.

This is, imho, King's best book. It is dense with the kind of nostalgia that King has spent decades practicing, but the nostalgia is sharply subverted by some of the meanest, scariest horror this side of Ligotti. You should read it! then listen to all of Just King Things for context!

marathon main menu screen, showing my 'party' which consists of myself as the party leader, and also a second identical copy of myself for some reason

lol uh

i hope they add something like a catalog of all the items you find, because I pick up a lot of stuff that gets autosold after i extract, but that i wish I had time to look at in more detail

James Bond on beach aiming a speargun offscreen

Top Ten James Bond one-liners

#10 Thunderball (1965) - James Bond wastes no time delivering his trademark wit after neatly dispatching a sneaking henchman with a speargun on the beach: “Get fucked, fucker.”

i once learned that a friend forced EVERY lock, either until it opened or he ran out of picks. usually the latter because he never put points into lockpicking. "why would I put points into it? it never works." my brother in christ

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds with two black eyes and an overwhelmed expression on his face saying "I get it now."

I'm enjoying Marathon a lot. like, more than i really expected to. i knew i would like it's looks and narrative, but I kinda thought the extraction loop would just be something i endured. but I get it now. i get it.

Felix, a scraggly old tuxedo cat, sleeping on a fuzzy cat bad in a sun beam

ladies and gentlemen, the oldest man in the world

sure, but capitalism has show that, with enough violence, you can keep the coyote in the air for at least a couple hundred years

the liberals said i was a misogynist for not voting for Hillary in 2008 so I've voted for her in every single election since and they're STILL not happy!

yeah, cause with the totenkopf, you really only end up with it if you specifically request the stupid looking lumpy nazi skull. it's not the baseline drfault "skull" image for anyone except nazis

slap em on a string, baby, you got a candle going!

marathon '26 is easier than marathon '94 and I beat that shit when I was 11, what's this dweeb's excuse

scruffle is good i like scruffle

love that movie, but that's just what seattle is like ime

Andy struggling at the firing range. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.

Twin Peaks: Andy struggling at the firing range.

top ten horror movies (that i think of off the top of my head, no particular order):

Lake Mungo (2008)
The Empty Man (2020)
Incantation (2022)
Pulse (2001)
Savageland (2015)
Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992)
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Hellraiser (1987)
Keeper (2025)
The Wicker Man (1973)

I've been playing Marathon fyi. It's good.

Any Runner born after 2883 can’t cook, all they know is NuCaloric, charge their voltgun, exfil, be bisexual, drink hot cheeseburger and die.

she straight up does not look alive in the after pic. she looks like one of those victorian era posthumous portraits

i contain multitudes, by which i mean I don't like the tamarind jarritos but I DO like the tamarind jarritos gummies

you should get it, it's like if those two games had a baby and the baby had sunglasses and a cool tattoo