Emily

David Lynch in sunglasses saying ‘I hope you are all having a lot of fun working on your favourite projects’

How to spend today

ME: and make mine a double

WAITER: your..your tater tots?

ME: you heard me

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My Spotify wrapped was almost exactly spot on! #spotifywrapped

Pumpkin pie and I couldn't eat another bite penei Sewell stiff arm

How much weed does it take to get stoned to death?

Pssst. This is a secret!! Don't tell my husband @tofupunk.bsky.social !! When he leaves his water glasses unaccompanied, I water the plants with it. 😂

I've been craving the Melting Pot, but it's just too expensive. For less than $25 I made it at home to share with my hubby. Yum 💖 @tofupunk.bsky.social

Good morning!!

I think adults should get a personal pan pizza for reading books too

Meatless Tuesday 😂. It's soooo yummy!

Pupfressor Prudence, I bet she would teach a great lesson on how to side eye and whine to get what you want. Maybe psychology?

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

My baby Prudence is so smart 😂

I'm living for the spooky goth town vibes 💖

I love you bestie 💖 you deserve literally every single book you desire.

Prudence is getting a Christmas cookie 💖💖 Yum! She loved it!

No one:

Mike Tyson:

I was expecting a TB mention

Life is short. Write that novel. Paint that painting. Try new recipes. Learn black magic. Go into the forest at night. Summon a demon. Earn that demon's trust. Become best friends with it. Brag to everyone else about your new cool demon best friend. Knit that sweater.

Missing our Alaska cruise so much today. Our next cruise is scheduled for May!

WOW. NBC News is reporting that more than half of the Republican Senate caucus privately admits that the Gaetz nomination will not succeed.

Repost if you think they should make their concerns public.

Um excuse me what 🤯 I've been blessed 💖

A book open, held on one hand in front of a blurred bookcase full of books

I love a floppy book. The pages stay where they are, no spines get cracked and it sits comfortably in your hand.

There, that’s my great insight shared for this week.

As you were.

Probably my best one so far, if you ignore this missing leaf. I am kindof okay at this. #crossstitch