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Swiss Comedian(Kabarettist)/Singer. Non-binary. He/Him but honestly, all apply, especially she/her when being out as Maggie. @shinjischneider@mastodon.social

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Bei der Ampel war der Anteil von unfähig noch höher als der Anteil an gefährlich.
Jetzt ist beides auf neuem Rekordhoch

17.02.2026 13:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congrippe ist übel. Man bekommt sie sogar wenn man die Con kurzfristig absagen musste.

17.02.2026 13:41 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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European Parliament Votes Overwhelmingly For "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women" The resolution, though nonbinding, is a significant shot at those who seek to erode transgender rights on the continent.

In incredible news, the European Parliament has voted overwhelmingly for "The Full Recognition Of Trans Women As Women."

Even the center-right European People's Party voted for the declaration.

It will form a foundation for their position at the UN Commission on the Status of Women.

Our latest.

13.02.2026 17:17 👍 12023 🔁 4301 💬 86 📌 287

Es ist nicht legal Arschlöchern zu sagen, dass sie Arschlöcher sind.

Aber Menschen als minderwertig zu bezeichnen, Armutsbetroffenen die Schuld zuzuschieben und Obdachlose/Langzeitarbeitslose/Behinderte in irgendwelche Lager abschieben zu wollen ist legal ..

16.02.2026 14:38 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Trump hat Netanjahu zugesehen und war, wie immer, neidisch

16.02.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Was sind Dinge an Dir, die auf keinen Fall würdest aufgeben wollen? Auch wenn sie manchmal Nerven? (Intelligenz ist ein Klassiker für mich)

Oder es hilft manchmal bereits mit "Das an mir ist eigentlich nicht schlecht" anzufangen.
Dann kann man sich rantasten was man an sich mag.

16.02.2026 14:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At this point I gotta question if Starmer is actually a reform plant ..

16.02.2026 00:07 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JFC

"Können wir die wertlosen Leute nicht irgendwohin abschieben wo sie nicht stören? Bergdörfer, Konzentrationslager oder sowas?"

14.02.2026 15:53 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Beste Antwort.

KI hat einfach das Problem, dass sie fast immer mit gestohlenen Daten trainiert wurde und Unmengen an Strom und Ressourcen verbraucht.

Software die man lokal und offline benutzt ist etwas besser ab die Frage muss man sich stellen. Ist es KI/LLM oder nur Algorithmen?

14.02.2026 15:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Diese "Studien" will ich sehen 😂

14.02.2026 15:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sklaven sind gerne Sklaven. Jeder Mensch mit Übergewicht ist böse/minderwertig.
Und von den Goblins fange ich gar nicht erst an.

14.02.2026 15:38 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oder 80

13.02.2026 14:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Absolutely do NOT give your ID or face scan on Discord. It's even worse than expected. Apparently due to people bypassing current systems, they're switching to "persona" which is funded by fucking Peter Thiel.

12.02.2026 13:40 👍 4336 🔁 3134 💬 46 📌 2

Ich bringe die Leuchtfackeln

13.02.2026 14:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

direkt ein neben Begriffen wie "Untermenschen", "Ungeziefer", "Plage", "Seuche" etc.

Wir wissen welche Art von Menschen diese Form der Sprache verwenden und ich würde mich da definitiv nicht in guter Gesellschaft befinden

13.02.2026 14:35 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Uff... Das ist... Uff....

Personen(gruppen) zu entmenschlichen ist einer der ersten Schritte zu aktiver Gewalt.
Sowas zu äussern und auch nach x Hinweisen wieso die Aussage daneben war noch darauf zu bestehen nichts falsches gesagt zu haben ist... "Schwierig"

"Minderwertige Menschen" reiht sich

13.02.2026 14:35 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In the context of the comic this would mean him saying:

"Thank you. I don't want espresso, I don't want Frappé, I don't want Matcha, I don't want a Latte Macchiato, I don't want a caramel mocca, I don't want a bubble tea, I'd like a cup of boring black coffee."

12.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tech support.

They're told to go down their checklist of things the customer should do (restart modem, unplugging etc.) and the only way of actually getting anywhere is by telling them one by one that you already did the steps and they didn't help"

12.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If he was asking for black coffee in a cheese shop I'd get it. But I've had many people in my life completely ignoring what I said, because they were completely fixated on themselves.

Like the Barista who just lists all possibilities instead of actually listening.

It reminds me of calling

12.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

While I agree with the message I honestly don't see any connection with the comic.

For me the comic is about someone just wanting his coffee while basically being ignored by the Barista and attacked by the second customer.

The man isn't complaining or throwing a fit. He's just stating his order.

12.02.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Es gibt zwei Arten von cishet Männern

Die einen betrachten alles als flirten und die anderen könnten einen Blowjob kriegen und noch denken "sie ist einfach ein netter Mensch"

11.02.2026 23:54 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes @safety.bsky.app my blocklist for bigots and their enablers might "shame" some users.

Back in the good old days it was normal to shame racists and Nazis 🖕

06.02.2026 22:54 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Honestly? I'm surprised I haven't found McMahon in the Epstein Files yet

05.02.2026 07:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Oh right. ADHD-Brain at it again refusing to read AND remember whole sentences

03.02.2026 16:43 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He wasn't invited in 2025. It was 2018.

In 2025 he had been dead for quite a while 😁

03.02.2026 16:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rowling quoted "Mein Kampf". So nothing of this feels like news, even though it is

03.02.2026 07:59 👍 41 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Holy Fuck!!!

Congratulations. I know how long and hard (hehe long and hard) you worked for it, how much it means to you, how much energy it took from you and how pissed i was every time some assholes became partner with no effort at all while you deserved it and didn't.

Just wow. Congratulations ♥

03.02.2026 07:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

And his account is gone.

Weird. (also funny how he kept being reposted by people defending the genocide in gaza)

03.02.2026 07:53 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FedEx.
Payment Type Detail (Original)
Dropped off: Jun 21, 1999
Invoice No:
Invoice Date:
Account Number:
Page 4 of 8
Payor: Shipper
Reference: NO REFERENCE INFORMATION
Package sent from: 33139 zip code
1st attempt Jun 22, 1999 at 07:30 AM.
INCORRECT RECIPIENT ADDRESS
Original address - 420 MADISSON AVE/NEW YORK, NY 10022
Distance Based Pricing. Region 6
FedEx has audited this airbill for correct pieces, weight, and service. Any changes made are reflected in the invoice amount.
Airbill
Service Type FedEx Priority Overnight
Package Type FedEx Envelope
Region
6
Pieces
1
Weight
0
Delivered
Jun 23, 1999 09:42
Service
Area Code A1
Signed by
W.DOULIN
Bundle ID
000
Sender
DORON OFIR
JEPSTEIN & CO INC
457 MADISON AVE
NEW YORK NY 10022-6809 US
Transportation Charge
Address Correction
Total Transportation Charges
Recipient
ERIC GAINEY
457 MADISON AVE
JEFFREY SISTEN & ASSOC
NEW YORK NY 10022 US
FedEx Internal Use: 017402907/00657/_/03
Jul 05, 1999
13.23
10.00
USD $
23.23

FedEx. Payment Type Detail (Original) Dropped off: Jun 21, 1999 Invoice No: Invoice Date: Account Number: Page 4 of 8 Payor: Shipper Reference: NO REFERENCE INFORMATION Package sent from: 33139 zip code 1st attempt Jun 22, 1999 at 07:30 AM. INCORRECT RECIPIENT ADDRESS Original address - 420 MADISSON AVE/NEW YORK, NY 10022 Distance Based Pricing. Region 6 FedEx has audited this airbill for correct pieces, weight, and service. Any changes made are reflected in the invoice amount. Airbill Service Type FedEx Priority Overnight Package Type FedEx Envelope Region 6 Pieces 1 Weight 0 Delivered Jun 23, 1999 09:42 Service Area Code A1 Signed by W.DOULIN Bundle ID 000 Sender DORON OFIR JEPSTEIN & CO INC 457 MADISON AVE NEW YORK NY 10022-6809 US Transportation Charge Address Correction Total Transportation Charges Recipient ERIC GAINEY 457 MADISON AVE JEFFREY SISTEN & ASSOC NEW YORK NY 10022 US FedEx Internal Use: 017402907/00657/_/03 Jul 05, 1999 13.23 10.00 USD $ 23.23

WAIT A MINUTE

Doron Ofir, J Epstein & Co Inc

Was Doron at one point an employee of Jeffrey Epstein's, shipping and receiving FedEx stuff on his behalf???

And this guy has workings in LA Comic Con?

01.02.2026 16:13 👍 96 🔁 18 💬 4 📌 0

Wow. they look completely like plastic

03.02.2026 07:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0