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@mikey3d

(it/that/thing) Failing sideways. Just lucky enough. I’m starting to suspect this is all a simulation.

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The chances of the asteroid that’s going to possibly hit in 2032 has doubled in probability in the last six months to 3%. If that trend continues it will be 100% by 2029.

19.02.2025 23:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Frank in Blue Velvet: Baby wants to fuck!

16.01.2025 19:08 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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My S.O. Is a pastry chef and she’s trying out the chocolate PB date bars. I’m living the wonka dream

06.01.2025 01:25 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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If Steve Winwood had a crappy keyboard…

06.01.2025 01:07 👍 112 🔁 15 💬 8 📌 1
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@cobratate

05.01.2025 23:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.01.2025 23:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This one time I got really baked and watched the original silent Nosferatu while listening to Rammstein live. I got freaked out and had to bail.

05.01.2025 22:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.01.2025 00:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a lot of people are stressed about the next few years of our lives. It undoubtedly will get weird. Draw on your inner strength , do things that make you smile. Happy new year

31.12.2024 23:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Do us all a favor and unalive you worthless pos

31.12.2024 01:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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30.12.2024 00:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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29.12.2024 23:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

rewatching Krampus. Toni Collette as a mom at the end of her rope. So familiar somehow.

28.12.2024 02:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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From Xitter

27.12.2024 22:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love the the level of movie geek right here.

26.12.2024 22:56 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

26.12.2024 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scrooged 1988- when Bill Murray gets transported to the NYC sewers. It’s dank and cold, and Frank says “well this is nice, where are we Trump Tower? “.

26.12.2024 22:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Our tree has a heavy peppermint vibe this year.

25.12.2024 03:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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One of my favorite parts of the grinch is when he side eyes the fourth wall.

24.12.2024 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.12.2024 01:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Die Hard is not only a Christmas Movie, it’s a a Hallmark Christmas movie. McLain flies across the country to battle adversity to be reunited with his estranged wife in time for Xmas. It also has a great score, so it’s a musical as well.

19.12.2024 22:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

When I was about 10 or 11, I had a conversation with my very catholic mom about the immaculate conception. I said, “Joseph thought he got Mary pregnant and just went along with the story.” My mom was a bit horrified.

19.12.2024 01:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don’t post or like at all on Xitter now. They probably have some AI scoop that classifies your personality.. . FU Eln.

18.12.2024 04:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doctor: it’s black lung disease

me: so goth lungs then

18.12.2024 01:43 👍 211 🔁 38 💬 9 📌 0

I would rather be on the street than be the the most powerful man in the world shitting his depends,

18.12.2024 03:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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This…

18.12.2024 02:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Rachel Sennott is the QWAIN of thirst trap.

16.12.2024 05:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the feds are definitely gaslighting. I suspect it's a test of some sort, possibly amazon or spacex. It's easier to beg forgiveness than ask permission when it comes to new technologies.

14.12.2024 23:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am familiar with the local aircraft as the hospital near us has a helipad. These objects were completely noiseless. I've previously heard the state police helicopters in whisper mode and this was not them.

14.12.2024 23:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0