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Just the correct amount of whelmed.

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A black and white cat sitting in a blind it has destroyed, looking pleased with itself.

A black and white cat sitting in a blind it has destroyed, looking pleased with itself.

Not even remotely sorry. Cat bastard.

10.03.2026 13:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Image of an early public demonstration of the telephone, captioned "new phone, who dis?"

Image of an early public demonstration of the telephone, captioned "new phone, who dis?"

It's the 150th anniversary of the first telephone call, and who can forget Alexander Graham Bell's first, immortal words?

10.03.2026 13:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 235 ๐Ÿ” 66 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Truncated headline: King Charles strips 9 people of MBEs and OBEs - including Owl...

Truncated headline: King Charles strips 9 people of MBEs and OBEs - including Owl...

It was, in fact, several owls in a long coat.

10.03.2026 07:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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08.03.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 118 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was obviously Freddo the jumping oaty frog.

08.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

08.03.2026 09:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Logistical nightmare getting that much butter delivered.

08.03.2026 09:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another night of comedy dreams. Accidentally bought a University and they ate nothing but butter.

08.03.2026 09:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The State of the Art by Iain M Banks - BBC Sounds A spaceship arrives on Earth and finds a planet obsessed with alien concepts like 'money'.

My BBC Radio 4 adaptation of Iain M. Banks' The State of the Art can now be found and played here: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

07.03.2026 16:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 243 ๐Ÿ” 91 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
A very poorly painted bust of Lenin. Apparently I look like him.

A very poorly painted bust of Lenin. Apparently I look like him.

I'm not artistic at all but I've enjoyed ruining Lenin (partially tbc).

07.03.2026 03:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clapback slapped.

06.03.2026 23:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh. One day eh?

06.03.2026 23:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely one of those 9/11 moments for me when the news revealed the crime and the trial. Glad he's gone.

06.03.2026 23:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Try that. Hasn't worked for me so far but I'm always falling for the straights (despite moments).

06.03.2026 23:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's smart darl. Falling in love is a bit worrisome unless reciprocal. Says this lonely shithead.

06.03.2026 23:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm still chuckling at my alt

06.03.2026 22:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Lovely people in peril.

Lovely people in peril.

There's loads m9.

06.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks comfortable. Don't do it again though.

06.03.2026 22:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's turned off now but yes, please send me deets.

05.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not a great time for the boiler to start pissing water and what I can only describe as century old ashtray juice. Spring tho innit so won't need that fucker for a few months ๐Ÿคž

05.03.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Spying for China is a great band name.

05.03.2026 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You obviously didn't hear Jamie in the cellar.

05.03.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman dressed as a cat with blue eyes looks at the camera ALT: a woman dressed as a cat with blue eyes looks at the camera

Oh yeah

05.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They pronounce it psbspbspsbs.

05.03.2026 20:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒฟ ๐Ÿ’‚โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿ๏ธ

05.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First Butterfly of the season on my window.

05.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nobody says threedub anymore.

04.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was my absolute favourite. Thanks for the RP. That's my night sorted for then.

04.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A history of all the breweries that Whitbreads purchased.

A history of all the breweries that Whitbreads purchased.

This poster is up in my local. It's a poster of all the breweries that Whitbreads bought and closed. Love stuff like this. I bet it's the only one left in existence. Shame it's sun faded.

04.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This bus driver isn't hanging around. Feel like I'm on Nemesis.

03.03.2026 11:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0