Mr. “Rancid Vibes”

(Trying to update my lexicon to be more inclusive by not centering bisexuality and reproducing the gender binary) Gonna let pangones be pangones

(Mexican accent) coronabirus

I’m bringing high octane, spectacular thrills to the silver screen. And at bargain prices, to boot.

Bluesky is Truth Social for the worst people of Twitter who left when the even worse Neo Nazis joined Twitter. This place is awful

You post like 85 times a day

Resume that contains “Summer intern, IBM Germany, 1941”

I’m facing indictments by several criminal courts

Sick of your matcha not helping to hit your protein goals?

Fuck it I’m over here now so I can enjoy two shitty places instead of one now

People are on stalls next to me making sounds I’ve ever heard

“Susceptible to a Cult” privilege is the kind of stuff yall are cooking up over here on bluesky? I need to come here more often

So are you saying the mob blob angry left has the power and you still choose not to harness that? Winning one election (2020) where they “lurched left” and then failing to do so again seems like a huge mistake then

You act like keeping pressure on him is a bad thing. Why did he lurch left in the first place? A change of heart?

Harris campaign raised a billion dollars, blew it all on god knows what and celebrity appearances, and was still asking for donations post campaign. Weasel

Annoys me that there is already a posting aristocracy on here

You’re already fine ass particles 😏

Here at psychometrics, we’re rethinking how YOU psychedelic.

I’m reinventing how we think about tires. And pillaging

They ruined the Coca-Cola Christmas commercial with the bear. They just… ruined it.

I made this painting.

The title is: musicaholic anonymous”

Enjoy.

BREAKING: Baby Gronk and Big Justice have been accused of embezzlement and sexual misconduct following AP reporting.

I’m based and red pilled but in a chungus way

You could not guillotine me. Due to the neck exercises I do

👇🏼

I’m grossly underestimating the technical acumen of newcomers to my place of work

Im being forced into arraignment by an illegitimate maritime court under martial jurisdiction for alleged seafaring crimes

Bluey is for adults

Hello Newman… 😒

I’m California sober. Just weed alcohol and gasoline from the rag

That’s dialectics