Albie

My deepest condolences 🙏

🤣

Oof, you win!

Yes, I liver by it!

Did they have temporary lights?
..iykyk...

..Lieu of a custodial sentance

Small Nick? Is he Tiny Tommy's mate?

It really is..

Written by Charles Stross. Premise is that there is a government department responsible for preventing occult incidents. Think of lovecraftian horrors mixed with Len Deighton.
(And bureaucratic absurdity, humour with nods to Pratchett).

I also like the laundry files novels..

Oh no! :0

Safe journey.

Truth.

Can't argue with that.

When you say never again...

Wasn't that by Stephen King?

A* sprout is for Christmas, not life.

* note, singular.

You beat me to it!

Motherboard with minimum ram, should have said..

Desktop unit? Try disconnecting hdd, dvd, any extra hardware.
Boot up just motherboard and video. Check bios for any diagnostics. If that is stable, add other bits back one at a time to narrow it down.
If its only when booted, what's your OS?

May I recommend a Tzompantli ?

Rock and roll lifestyle

Needs custard 🤪

Hovver, dammit

It's a lot less bovver if ya hoover..

Far easier to stack..

Second that

Well, a cheese and onion sub roll is £3, and a pint is £3.90 in my local. So you have a point.

Bet it's at least a fiver a pint..

What a feeling!