Just imagining future FBI agents doing shit like this would be hilarious if we weren't absolutely fucked as a country.
@effeneffervescent
I’m Lavinia (Effen, if ya nasty) They/She Tired Mom. Musician. Insufferable AEW fangirl. I’m a silly goose in the streets and a shrieking horror in the sheets. You can probably find me fist fighting someone’s step dad in an Applebee’s parking lot.
Just imagining future FBI agents doing shit like this would be hilarious if we weren't absolutely fucked as a country.
RJ City is the working man's Ryan Reynolds (complimentary, I think)
It's super refreshing to see so many young faces on the roster doing big things.
I knew she was 24 but it still surprises me every time I hear how young she is with all that talent. I think you're 100% correct, she's got the makings for an amazing career.
You were phenomenal out there and you should be proud!
Kick his tits off this Sunday, Speedball. I believe in you!
Dream blunt rotation tbh
I genuinely got upset when he muckled onto OC 😂 Was yelling "don't you hurt him, Roddy!" 🤣
100% correct. Didn't know I needed that but I really did.
We need to have a conversation with Hangman about cost/reward of doing the Dead Eye on the most horrendous terrain.
Pro wrestler Persephone exiting her match at NJPW Wrestle Dynasty after losing a women's 4-way.
Fun photo I took of Persephone from the NJPW Wrestle Dynasty show last year 😄. #AEWDynamite
I'm going to be so for real right now.
I'm probably one of the biggest @willowwrestles.bsky.social fangirl you'll ever meet but I would *die* for Persephone.
I'm so pumped for this match.
Rodrick looks especially Daddy tonight.
Feeling completely normal, non-degenerate feelings about that Swerve and Brody chokefight.
Yep. Veeeery normal.
Opening match of Collision:
Oops! All Beefcakes
I love every single person involved in this video so deeply 😂
Stan Hansen is pretty high up on the list of guys I wouldn't want grumpy at me.
I had a snarky joke I was going to add in there but then I remembered he's still alive and at 76, probably still a pretty bad ass dude.
This dude doing the full card monty to disappear-plain-sight would almost be hilarious if he wasn't trying to be super serious 🤣
CEO is gone.
Time to post some Cuck pics on main
That's incredible 😂I...my brain is so confused that I'm going to have to do a deep dive on this sport 🤣
I feel like there was a weasels in the pants bit in the 90's...maybe? I'd need a historian to chime in on that one but yes, it has gone some weird places. It's inherently a silly thing but some companies (and some eras) lean a little heavier into the whimsical stuff.
Actually, sometimes yes there are dogs. Historically in wrestling, they haven't been used in a great way but yes...I'm sure there are some wholesome examples. Wrestling as a whole is vast and chaotic in nature 😂
Absolute must read for anyone with the slightest bit of curiosity about the carnie-soap opera ballet that is wrestling.
Ah, hell yea. Did you get to 'struggle' first or the Kakuna? 😂
My beloved Magikarp will take over the galaxy one way or another
A hand holds a Nintendo switch up on a thigh, the display screen is of Pokemon LeafGreen gameplay. A level 15 Magikarp named Megasus battles a level 10 Metapod
A War of Attrition (2026)
I just polled all of Bluesky and 60% of the people said EFFY is fine while 40% of people also said EFFY is fine.
Guys (gn), EFFY is totally fine.
Just a little excited, that's all. Absolutely fine.
Got a bunch of new followers so:
I’m Veda Scott.
I’m a pro wrestling broadcaster
PxP. Color. Solo or on a team. In person or remotely. Interviews + hosting too. Ready, willing, and able to do it allll🎙
Pretty determined to make this my most successful year yet! Thanks for the constant support 💕
Tumblr never misses 😂