This is one of the very few times in the last 20 years where the Dolphins have gotten rid of someone and my first thought upon them signing for their new team wasn't, "Well, NOW the Hall-of-Fame-caliber play begins!"
This is one of the very few times in the last 20 years where the Dolphins have gotten rid of someone and my first thought upon them signing for their new team wasn't, "Well, NOW the Hall-of-Fame-caliber play begins!"
Is he cosplaying as Brett Goldstein or something?
I'm flashing back to that sourdough bread "thinkpiece" from a few months ago now...
Well, if they're Bruno Magli clown shoes...
Casual fling. No strings attached.
A middle-aged man in a white shirt and dark tie with a short haircut is standing with his arms outstretched and a pained, panicked expression on his face. (George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson in "Dr. Strangelove; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb")
"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say --no more than 10 to 20 million killed! Tops! Uh, depending on the breaks!"
Yes, but only because Harvard doesn't offer a veterinary program.
What was London Football Team's racist nickname prior to going to their temporary placeholder?
Oh, and DO BOJU, WROCΕAW!
Definitely up there with the Jackie Sherill bull castration motivation incident.
He looks like a character that Jamie Demetriou was workshopping and rejected for being too ridiculous.
And Lutnick, Ilya Malinin and Ogilvie from "The Pitt".
So many punchable faces, not enough fists....
Court-martial and mortgage investigation in three, two, one....
Miami.
Was never in play to begin with but I would have never allowed her to repeat my mistake.
Technically, (Jeff) Stoutland should be the official PokΓ©mon of offensive linemen. Or, at least, their coaches.
Anyway, the only Lord and Savior whom I recognize and worship:
βI said βfucking pointlessβ and this one definitely has a point!β
Much of the MAGA grift is dependent on starting blasphemous rumors.
We're going to annex Norway, aren't we?
Amazed that Duke isn't on there.
Related - had the same feeling after seeing "Dear Evan Hansen" onstage. Heck, I still turn up the volume on three of the songs when they come on the On Broadway channel on Sirius. But the production as a whole? I just felt RAGE afterward.
The Descendants.
I know, well-written/directed/acted, but apart from Shailene Woodley's boyfriend and sister, I wanted every character to fall into an active volcano.
I don't need likeable protagonists. (Hell, I've seen Glengarry Glen Ross a dozen times.)
But that one... just pure, visceral anger.
Easy. United States of Trumpmerica wins by default.
The 2028 medal count is going to be unbelievable.
Shades of when a game at the Astrodome was rained out.
Anyway, I'm good with it. Of course, I'm also Polish and a fourth "oh my God we're going to actually get a medal oh wait we just remembered who we are" heartbreaker in three days may have finished me.
(Still expecting this to be overturned.)
Team Mr. Octopus for life!
Is his exhibition routine set to a voiceover of him reading Atlas Shrugged?
Only Kidnappings In The Desert
Baumer Tenenbaum.
I want this playing on an endless loop for eternity.
I'm assuming MAGA/MAHA is also against the rabies vaccine.
No Thiago Cionek? Invalid list!
Iryna Zarutska. The only Ukrainian this administration "cares" about.