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Pessimist, yet still very naive. Existing in a speck of blue surrounded by a sea of filth.

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This is one of the very few times in the last 20 years where the Dolphins have gotten rid of someone and my first thought upon them signing for their new team wasn't, "Well, NOW the Hall-of-Fame-caliber play begins!"

09.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he cosplaying as Brett Goldstein or something?

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm flashing back to that sourdough bread "thinkpiece" from a few months ago now...

09.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if they're Bruno Magli clown shoes...

09.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Casual fling. No strings attached.

09.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A middle-aged man in a white shirt and dark tie with a short haircut is standing with his arms outstretched and a pained, panicked expression on his face.

(George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson in "Dr. Strangelove; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb")

A middle-aged man in a white shirt and dark tie with a short haircut is standing with his arms outstretched and a pained, panicked expression on his face. (George C. Scott as General Buck Turgidson in "Dr. Strangelove; Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb")

"I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say --no more than 10 to 20 million killed! Tops! Uh, depending on the breaks!"

06.03.2026 16:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, but only because Harvard doesn't offer a veterinary program.

05.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was London Football Team's racist nickname prior to going to their temporary placeholder?

Oh, and DO BOJU, WROCŁAW!

05.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely up there with the Jackie Sherill bull castration motivation incident.

05.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looks like a character that Jamie Demetriou was workshopping and rejected for being too ridiculous.

03.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And Lutnick, Ilya Malinin and Ogilvie from "The Pitt".

So many punchable faces, not enough fists....

03.03.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Court-martial and mortgage investigation in three, two, one....

02.03.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Miami.
Was never in play to begin with but I would have never allowed her to repeat my mistake.

01.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Technically, (Jeff) Stoutland should be the official PokΓ©mon of offensive linemen. Or, at least, their coaches.

Anyway, the only Lord and Savior whom I recognize and worship:

01.03.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI said β€˜fucking pointless’ and this one definitely has a point!”

28.02.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much of the MAGA grift is dependent on starting blasphemous rumors.

27.02.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We're going to annex Norway, aren't we?

24.02.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazed that Duke isn't on there.

23.02.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Related - had the same feeling after seeing "Dear Evan Hansen" onstage. Heck, I still turn up the volume on three of the songs when they come on the On Broadway channel on Sirius. But the production as a whole? I just felt RAGE afterward.

18.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Descendants.
I know, well-written/directed/acted, but apart from Shailene Woodley's boyfriend and sister, I wanted every character to fall into an active volcano.
I don't need likeable protagonists. (Hell, I've seen Glengarry Glen Ross a dozen times.)
But that one... just pure, visceral anger.

18.02.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Easy. United States of Trumpmerica wins by default.
The 2028 medal count is going to be unbelievable.

16.02.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Shades of when a game at the Astrodome was rained out.

Anyway, I'm good with it. Of course, I'm also Polish and a fourth "oh my God we're going to actually get a medal oh wait we just remembered who we are" heartbreaker in three days may have finished me.

(Still expecting this to be overturned.)

16.02.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Team Mr. Octopus for life!

16.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is his exhibition routine set to a voiceover of him reading Atlas Shrugged?

15.02.2026 23:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Only Kidnappings In The Desert

14.02.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Baumer Tenenbaum.

14.02.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want this playing on an endless loop for eternity.

14.02.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm assuming MAGA/MAHA is also against the rabies vaccine.

12.02.2026 15:46 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No Thiago Cionek? Invalid list!

12.02.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iryna Zarutska. The only Ukrainian this administration "cares" about.

11.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0