dufrau

Next time im in your neighborhood you can claim the lift of your choice. Piggyback, fireman, bridal carry. You name it lol.

I am very confident that I could 🫡

Do gifs work on here now? If so please look at my muscles. (I tried to add alt text but it didn't work this is just my middle aged butch arm flexing my middle aged butch triceps)

Here's a picture I took 7 years ago in Times Square

“Godzilla’s out there and he’s hurting people and we don’t know why!!”

i think about this line every so often and crack up

happy 14th anniversary to all who observe

"Car-centric design is creating a public health crisis in the US"

AT LEAST ONE GUY EVERY TIME THIS COMES UP: so you wanna BAN cars?? You want your jackbooted thugs pull me over and stand on my balls til they're red? For driving? I don't even OWN a car but you wanna punish MY balls?? For driving??

is life just a series of days where you're tired in the afternoon and wide awake at night, running behind on weekly deadlines, and seeing pants get slim and big and then slim again over the years until you die?

Yeah I don't envy dogs or dog owners today. I'm staying in until things settle down enough for shoveling to make any sense.

A picture of a glass storm door taken from inside the house. The door is completely frosted over with windblown snow so you cannot see outside.

I guess I will find out how much it snowed later.

Just came under a MASSIVE PSYCHIC ASSAULT at the grocery store

i eat a pepperoni pizza hot pocket for lunch almost every day and i enjoy it every time.

Olympics are fine but nothing beats the thrill of watching the map with the little car carrying my pizza

Post Danae Hudlow @danae hudlow Follow 6 I need men to understand: at some point in every conservative gal's life, she will have the experience of sitting and listening to the men around her --men who are her friends -- discuss, in a detached way, whether or not her kind of people (women) should have the right to vote. 9:45 PM Feb 18, 2026494.8K Views

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

Desperados Under the Eaves

This is one of my all-time favorite songs. Impeccable, devastating lyrics

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

A two-panel Little Bubbie Child comic. Top panel is the little bubbie child asking, "Dad, hwat was it like a livin' in the 90s?" Bottom panel is dad responding, "Sometimes you'd open a can a peanuts and they'd come snakes outta there."

Rosey's back in the ER for another overnight stay, dangerously low blood sugar this morning, they need to do a glucose curve over 24 hours and an ultrasound to see if there could be something underlying.

A wide shot of JetBlue Park taken from the right field seats with the sun rising over the ballpark.

Good morning and welcome to baseball season.

refreshing tumblr over and over again to no avail trying to post about the fact that tumblr is down

thread of places to donate in springfield, OH in anticipation of an ICE surge targeting Haitian immigrants

Can I afford to buy a new bottle of tom ford noir before a bill autopay hits?
GOOD SMELLING ACCOUNTANT: I don’t know if you can afford not to

thanks bud ❤️

thank you!

my life is cat management simulator and i fear i am losing.

and now eddie has something going on with a tooth or his mouth and the vet cant fit him in with rosey's already scheduled appointment on thursday morning so we're bringing him in that afternoon. so basically by this time next week i will have been to the vet 9 times since christmas.

a month ago rosey had to go to the ER and we got a diabetes diagnosis for him that we're still in the trying-to-get-it-under-control stage on, aggie has been in the hospital since monday for an i-131 thyroid treatment and has to isolate in our guest room for two weeks once she gets home