Tyler From Twitter

very glad someone paid for the bar tab of a group of players making a collective $200,000,000 this year

Sabs back tonight

Been a while since I was on the blue sky but just want to let y’all know the Sabres have won seven in a row

The Iron Sheik & @the_ironsheik HULK HOGAN MAY HAVE BEEN A DUMB SON OF A BITCH IN THE RING BUT OUTSIDE THE RING HE WAS ALSO A DUMB SON OF A BITCH

What else is there to say?

guess Bowen Byram hasnt been traded on Bluesky either

Cole Palmer very good

The Matre D from Ferris Bullers Day Off, incredulous at the claim.

YOURE Robert Prevost?... The Catholic Pope of Chicago?

never

Maybe he meant a different Josh Allen

Devin and Bevan

Pegula might mandate a trade up

The shift from Lee Corso to Pat McAfee on College GameDay is a symbol of a society in decline

Gretzky looked really invested in whatever Bettman was saying to him there

look at this orange mf built like a bag of milk

Playing James Reimer nightly continues to serve no purpose

a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a pitcher of water and an ashtray

Biz after he makes Dahlin comments

Agent Kepa

Sabres hockey

Tweet from the world's dumbest fascist reading: there is a shortage of top notch air traffic controllers. If you have retired, but are open to returning to work, please consider doing so.

Air traffic controllers are required by law to retire at 56. It is a high-stress, high-intensity job that requires intense focus. The retirement rules are there to keep us all safe. This fucking guy has no clue what's he's doing.

The winklevosses (winklevossen? Winklevi?) from the damn Facebook movie??

Don’t let em get hot

Pretty selfish of Matt Tkachuk to play tonight tbh

That’s obvious but like 25 teams in NHL are going to have a line similar to that regardless of salary cap

Is kreider-trocheck-Nelson really capable of making things happen though? They’ve been dreadful

I will say that MLB network is elite

Baseball tonight was appointment viewing

Auston Matthews and Pat Kane have the same hairline

Part of me hopes Canada wins by 8 tonight

Absolutely lost my mind when Zach Parise scored to send the 2010 GM game to overtime, now I'm sitting here watching USA hockey players clapping like a seal for our senile, Nazi overlord. I don't exactly feel like flying the flag tonight.