Watching The Wrong Guy for like the 4th time this year.
14.03.2026 05:38
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Watching The Wrong Guy for like the 4th time this year.
“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran
does someone rich and generous wanna help me with my car insurance I'm about $25 short and they're cancelling it tonight lol
#mutualaid #sorryikeepasking
$wheredthesodago on venmo and cashapp
Setting everything else aside, Indiana Jones is probably the sexiest action hero in films. So if I had to guess he’s probably fucked wearing the hat more times than not.
I have a doctor's appointment today but not enough gas to get there. $5 would be enough. pls share 😭
#mutualaid
$wheredthesodago on venmo and cashapp
if Disclosure Day is a hit the sequel should be called Datclosure Day.
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
Looks like a commercial for a PS2 game.
Rated M for Mature.
Empty manned my friend once. Look on his face was priceless. Sorta like ‘oh no I’ve been empty manned!’
Still. To be invited to a party.
Somebody was like, “hmmm are they really phosphorus?”
(to the tune of send me on my way by rusted root)
🎼 balm the lip 🎼 balm the lip 🎼
🎼 balm the lip 🎼 balm the lip 🎼
DR always felt to me like Cruise and McQ shifting gears into making something mythic, remaking our heroes from spies into something like crusaders for all humanity. They don’t take orders from any government. You gotta leave word and they may choose to accept it if the cause is righteous enough.
Anyone else tired of every single day being A Day™?
I am such a Dead Reckoning defender and I was so let down. Still haven’t given it a second watch. Foolishly hoping for some kind of alternate cut to be released.
There’s a tiny bit of acknowledgment of that in the current season. But otherwise it’s just the same old feel good Bill Lawrence type thing.
That’s a Bill Lawrence show so I’m sure there’s at least a small dedicated fan base for it.
If you want to express your hatred for Elvis, you can buy “I hate Elvis” buttons from Colonel Parker over there.
It’s gonna be like “Drumpf” or something isn’t it?
Beau Fadeez
(to the tune of send me on my way by rusted root)
🎼 balm the lip 🎼 balm the lip 🎼
🎼 balm the lip 🎼 balm the lip 🎼
You mean Mike?
He was a household name for a long minute and now he’s got a podcast it’s soo funny.
Elio sad
Why didn’t anybody tell me Elio starts with his mom dying on Challenger!?
*very irish voice* do yeh wan t’know how i got me scars?
Workshopping my new character at improv class tonight: Irish Joker. Wish me luck.
