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Baltimore creature. Obsessed with film, music, and poetry. Public transit/urbanism advocate. Dry barfly. Socialist. O's fan. He/him or they/them. Posts delete daily.

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This was the most important business in my life until I was 14

11.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Family bakery to close after more than 65 years - Baltimore Business Journal The bakery opened in Dundalk in 1958, but traces its origins back to 1923.

Fuck me, Hermans is closing

11.03.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out

11.03.2026 12:07 πŸ‘ 2329 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2
What Does It Take (To Win Your Love)
What Does It Take (To Win Your Love) YouTube video by Jr. Walker & the All Stars - Topic

The song of the day is What Does It Take (To Win Your Love) by Junior Walker and the All Stars from 1969

11.03.2026 09:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kobe sucked and was bad and also a rapist

11.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He did it! 83!!! Lmao

11.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

81!!!

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This mfer has 80 lmao

11.03.2026 02:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Maryland asks judge to force ICE to share records related to crowded facility Attorney General Anthony Brown has launched a civil rights probe into allegations that a holding facility in Baltimore is overcrowded, dangerous and unsanitary.

Maryland’s attorney general alleged that conditions at a federal immigration facility in Baltimore are dangerous and unsanitary, with dozens of people crammed into a single, cold cement room for days with no bedding, no showers and one toilet.

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 109 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

Bam Adebayo has broken the NBA record for most made free throws in a single game -- 32. The previous record was held by Wilt Chamberlain and Adrian Dantley, who each had 28.

11.03.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 128 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Gotta move the franchise back to Baltimore, the indignity of this franchise's tenure in Washington must end

11.03.2026 02:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post on threads from A’ja:

Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🀭

Post on threads from A’ja: Welp won’t have the highest career high in the house anymore 😭 but at least it gives me something to go after 🀭

As if WNBA teams needed more reasons to fear A’ja Wilson.

11.03.2026 01:58 πŸ‘ 752 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 48

The bullets let Bam score HOW many points??

11.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the song of the day is Go West by Liz Phair from the 1994 album Whip-Smart

11.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Westward Women For fans of Emma Cline and Emily St. John Mandel, Westward Women is a hypnotic and hopeful debutβ€”part fever dream, part dystopian road trip that claws its ...

Buy my brilliant friend Alice's debut novel Westward Women, out in print, e-book, and audiobook today!

11.03.2026 01:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Personally I think all the stuff between North Ave, Greenmount, and the wrapping Belt Line train tracks should just be collectively called The Numbers because that's where numerical naming starts

05.11.2025 22:12 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this factoring in that all of Staten Island is about to move to Waco

05.11.2025 03:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tomlin would win 6 super bowls with Lamar

23.09.2025 02:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like I knew most of my teachers' political leanings? a person's political leanings are not usually difficult to figure out, especially if you're spending several hours a week with them.

17.09.2025 00:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ryan freel!

04.09.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He can't hit, he can't field, and he can't throw. A real humdinger

02.09.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

there's never been a more iconic moment in television history than "i made you eat your parents"

23.08.2025 15:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gene Wilder infinitely rewatchable in everything

13.08.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To not get a nomination for Barton Fink or Big Lebowski was really outrageous

10.08.2025 02:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Should've Been A Cowboy by Toby Keith into Will You Love Me Tomorrow by The Shirelles

Should've Been A Cowboy by Toby Keith into Will You Love Me Tomorrow by The Shirelles

This is a kinda funny back-to-back (this is actually one of the Toby Keith songs I like)

09.08.2025 00:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What order does this go in or is it unranked

09.08.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

92 (how many games the Orioles will lose this season)

06.08.2025 00:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0