@zapatistassiempre
Old-school Hellthreader from back in the Twitter days. Repping Bouncebois as well. Emiliano had it right. If you're a liberal or further right, you're too far right for me and will probably have a bad time. Otherwise, let's talk.
im just baffled. who do you people think you are.
Your pet is chosen to be immortalized on a bank note
Which picture are you submitting?
I’m beginning to understand how this war started
That’ll buff out
Scott Adams got sucked into Hellthread and I think blocked me because I told him that Garfield sucks
Can this be a solution
Do NOT use genAI to see Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump wrapped in a warm embrace on the bow of the USS California going thru the bottleneck of the Strait of Hormuz USE YOUR
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Christie*
Bebop, trust me when I saw you being around makes things better. The world would be markedly worse without you.
Bebop, come on...I didn't see this until now, Christie's super worried, and I'm worried, too. What's going on? Can you message and let us know you're okay?
If you don't feel like talking to me or Christy, you should talk to someone.
No one has suggested using hot air balloons to airlift the oil, and I am really sad about this.
"you must allow ads to view this website" i will simply never view your website gootbye
hi i’m johnny knoxville and this is stand up paddle boarding the straight of hormuz
And it was a purely symbolic gesture. Iran shut down the strait. It was purely “we’re with America” for no reason.
People say trump is unique.
I say he is the inevitable result of these disgusting neoliberal freaks and monsters
I don’t believe the world will recover any of our legal norms within the 21st century. Europe just saying “fuck it, we’re all white and Christian and that’s the deal” in response to Israel and America carpet bombing Iran is just fucking COOKED. “We sanction the bad guy, the one being invaded” insane
That reading comprehension remark must have been on the mark, because it seemed to cut deep.
The fact that Zapata got to him so badly is the cherry on top.
There's that first-grade reading comprehension we were just discussing, on full display.
We know my guy's reading ability topped out with "Frog and Toad" and he wouldn't get all that.
Gotta talk to your audience where they are.
Tell him you're a grow-er, not a show-er.
Man with huge jowls, a neckbeard, and glasses, with a speech bubble to the skeet above.
Why would I care about the literal price tag of war? What is $11 billion dollars to the United States? Who knows? Was that money ever going to be used to uplift people?
Decoding the incredible violence we're responsible for and recoding it as money is paving over the deaths those dollars paid for.
imagine seeing violence israel is committing with the assistance of the us and thinking “biden wouldn’t have allowed this”
Democrats fucking hate you and don't care if you die
Never trust a Democrat who performatively swears. They're just communicating how little they respect you.
Fascists now feel comfortable saying actually I love killing people so that's cool.
