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Not now sweaty mommy and the mayor are cyber bullying

If you graduated high school in 2015 you cannot describe yourself as an 'elder emo'

Crazy how Starbucks created pumpkin spice

Was gonna say yikes is back but yikes never left

The happiness I find for the world intertwined with the sadness for the world

Boat coffee hits different

Somebody has PO Box 80085 somewhere

Why do they keep making new Smurf movies

All the moms are out tonight

Mr fucking brightside

I don't post on twitter/x anymore and I previously stated I would get rid of it once sports reporters were on this site. Now that sports reporters are here, I have to keep that account around to bitch at Alaska Airlines when they fuck up my flights

Now that we're probably going to experience nuclear war on our planet I will resume witty one liners and other abstract thoughts

Nazi punks fuck off

The thing about folk fest is you gotta do wagon wheel before someone else does wagon wheel

Juneau Sitka and Ketchikan are the southeast AK triforce

Gonna go on the record here and say that I fucking love Ketchikan.

Keep wanting to call this site busky

More and more sports reporters are here so I can finally ditch Twitter and still get last place in my fantasy league

I have so many thoughts and one liners I would love to share but I feel like none of my irl community is using this yet so GET WITH IT PRETTY PLEASE

So how invalid is this handle

The Revolution will not be televised

so can we text 40404 again or what