Comerado

He also has an active ministry directed at outreach to pedophiles and he’s very explicit about it

If you Venmo me $5 I’ll give you a license to say it for free, 4 times

This sucks. The future is a gift we give each other & taxes are the price we pay to make it better. There’s no way we can build the system we need & recover from the damage being done right now this way. Just raise taxes on corporations & the wealthy & focus on putting everyone’s taxes to good use

Holy shit. This is an obvious disaster. How much on we on the hook for?

Oligarchy of complete losers

And a really bad one at that. Seagal style, doodoo water action movies where you can see the male lead panting when he’s not centered in the shot

I think vision has to come from someone capable of translating demotic anger into meaningful solutions and communicating them. Lotta legislators are starting to reach for that, if often poorly. Reaching and grabbing are different things though, to say nothing of cowardice. It’s gonna take much more

are people ready to admit that no one was ever actually that bothered by the word moist?

Oh no! My boy*!

*the gaping hole at the waterline amidships where seawater and crude are loudly hissing OPE! at each other while the floor beneath my feet turns into a wall in front of my face

And once your promises fail to deliver magic, you start to lose some of your morons.

We have a lot of morons and magical thinkers in this country, and X has granted conservatives a safe space to engineer an alternative elite consensus that they wield as a powerful political weapon. But the problem with an alternative consensus is that has to pretend it isn’t just an alternative

It obviously doesn’t explain it all, but the delta between the apparent consensus on twitter and the conclusions most people will infer from something really cruel being inflicted on a member of an X-Designated Victim group has rendered a lot of these people socially and morally disabled

Also like…y’all is not and never has been confined to those populations. It’s universal in this part of the country and its use has long been increasing in global English.

Other people adopting y’all is fine. Language doesn’t obey these kinds of rules, & y’all fills a niche for which there is no longer a standard term in English. The woman’s problem isn’t the particular use of y’all, it’s the way she poses as an authority on matters she demonstrably doesn’t understand

This is too heavy a metaphor. Please revise on second draft

How many ships are in the gulf? How many officers collectively in their wardrooms? Every single one would’ve known you have to hit the minelayers. So off the rip, there had to be a historic comms failure. Unreal

I don’t understand how they could fuck it up this badly. Even accounting for diminished resources dedicated to Iran, DOGE firings, and the general stupidity of all parties involved, there are multiple wardrooms full of officers in the gulf, all of whom would know you have to hit the minelayers first

There’s too much content floating around about how orcas have “never been documenting killing a human in the wild” and “have culture-bound hunting strategies that do not include humans” here lately and it’s starting to feel a little jinxy

“Legalize heroin but criminalize industrial food production” is a pretty incredible pair of opinions for one mind to hold simultaneously

Hell yeah brother

The way so many companies, publications, and institutions are run by people who have never been able to join that 5% is way down the list of problems stemming from elite impunity.

But it *is* on the list

Set up a tax that collects $0.0001 for every user activity event harvested by any platform and set a ratchet that floats on compliance with safety regulations such that twitter winds up owing $0.01 per event.

You could fix this whole issue very quickly.

I’ve always wanted to run “public derangement polling” that asks questions like “who was president in 2020?” just to get a gauge

It was funny for like a week, but that the TACO observation has become some sort of doctrine applicable across completely different kinds of federal activity is a disaster.

Of course he will chicken out; he’s a coward. That does not matter once he’s started a war.

The Senate is a factory for the manufacture of morons.

The Senate is a factory designed to build morons and the House should invade and eat them. Or turn it into the proportional representation chamber imo

Whoever runs the senator’s account: thank you for your time, I know it’s not fun work. Please find a way to send coded messages to the senator that this is the dumbest idea he’s ever had and he should just delete this post and forget it ever happened

We’re degrading our state capacity going & coming now. Even if you raised taxes on upper income bands to 1950s levels, set a wealth cap at $1bn, & significantly raised corporate taxes, this still leaves us in a hole, with neither the ability to address people’s needs nor our deficits. It’s moronic

Congratulations to the gays on the many upcoming victories history tells us they will enjoy. Please encourage your warlords to be merciful

Conservatively, like 30% of the govt has been hopping mad & slobbering to go to war in Iran for 50 years. Despite such a powerful constituency in favor, every time they gamed it out, it ended in disaster. So we didn’t. Unfortunately in 2025, the govt discovered that, like logistics, plans are gay