Thom

Lol have we found Scotland's Labour voter?

Well like most religions you're never really out.

What is it, the rootless cosmopolitanism? The cultural Marxism?

Liberals love to do “what if these monsters were gay? ha ha ha” satire. It’s gross every time.

Oh shit I just realised the pivot was Out of Time.

Watched the video for it recently - looks like it's trying to say something but it's just complete bollocks.

I probably listen to the Electronic one the most now, or St Etienne. You're right that PM Dawn is incredibly evocative, almost feels from an earlier era to me (probably because I had a lightning bolt conversion from pop/MOR rock to indie late 91-early 92 and PM Dawn was in the prior segment)

Haven't they, like, ONLY JUST redone all the banknotes? So when would we even get oh you know a badger on the twenty? Fifteen years?

"When I spoke to Prime Minister Keir Starmer earlier today, he said he didn't like the war, but he had to go along with it."

I mean, what else can you do but laugh at this point.

Let's never examine the votes he went against the whip on, I'm sure they were good left wing policies he would have agreed with if he wasn't just having a silly tantrum.

Not to mention like the Chicken Coup, the buried Forde Report, the all-channels shrieking condemnation of the left as antisemites, Russian agents, violent extremists. But you know, politician expelled from his party forms new alliance, that's a tantrum.

Have to have ferrets on banknotes because of woke

Yeah, you always need a bit of time to see what gold remains after you've flushed the rest.

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

This shit is so fucking insidious

Our place had yet another meeting last week about how AI is going to help us all do our jobs, and it was so obvious that all the higher ups pushing it haven't got a fucking clue what they're talking about, but they just think it's amazing.

Fascinating that the single which defines this early-90s era in a lot of people's minds is at number seven. Below not one but TWO Teenage Fanclub singles which, yeah I know they have their fans but come on. Just goes to show what survives isn't necessarily what was important at the time.

Today I asked ministers to deny* that the number of jury acquittals in protest cases was a factor in the Government’s dangerous attack on jury trials.

*They did not do this

Happy birthday - astonished there aren't more photoshopped guns on this pic what's the world coming to?

The troubles

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Oh that's very much my suspicion especially as it seems to be holding a hand grenade.

How does a sack of shit fold? Surely not easily.

They're holding that blowtorch so close to the nozzle it's making me nervous for them.

Fool taunting dogs over the wall painting.

Toad who lost his wife in the seventh war against Bowser: oh hey I guess they all decided to play tennis together ok that’s fine that’s ok

leaders like trump are why sun tzu had to write a bunch of advice like "don't write your enemy a letter detailing what tactics you really don't want them to do"

“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’ - Shigeru Miyamoto

Happy Mario day!

This is how I console myself.

Lol you fucking prat.