MR VERY RELAXED

This is a wrong answer because I actually think he's a big piece of shit

But I can guarantee you one thing: we will never agree on anything as we agreed on Elvis. So I won’t bother saying good-bye to his corpse; I will say good-bye to you.” 4/4

We will continue to fragment in this manner, because solipsism holds all the cards at present; it is a king whose domain engulfs even Elvis’s. 3/4

“If love is truly going out of fashion forever, which I do not believe, then along with our nurtured indifference to each other will be an even more contemptuous indifference to each other’s objects of reverence.. 2/4

I find a use for this piece of prophecy often - from Lester Bangs' obituary of Elvis in the Village Voice. 1/4

I thought they were all named Ringo. I should learn more Beatles lore!

Instead of enRAGEment maybe we should talk just strive for a little enGAGEment

Kamala2026

I would simply put that little bitch in a drawer and forget about it

No one's got time for that

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Someone should do an update but make it all about this

One Battle After Another (2025)

You have just now consumed 3 days of sodium

23, 34, 18, 7

Man, I am a GenX piece of shit (white guy) and when I was a kid leftist radicals were always a priest who picketed Honeywell every morning or a lesbian pastor who helped the teens find birth control.

Lemon M

I have compressed and condensed time by nutting two strokes after penetration. Get on my level.

Release the Zombie Scalia!

Even if you paid me

Bart. Fuck.

Everyone thinks The Kid in this scenario is Barr but I know its actually Ralph Wiggum.

Having a spot of crystal meth while I listen to Higher Love - Steve Winwood

This is the classified info

Dr Oz: "You should absolutely shit where you eat."

Dr Oz: "You should absolutely shit where you eat."

Enjoy this image of the cover to their 1979 release Head Games

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Shia on his way to Tipitina's

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

My brothers and I wore this game out.