I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
As a hater I really don't want this night to end. Maybe Miles Bridges will suffer a horrible injury as a parting gift
Nick kurtz had more assists in his game than Kobe and bam combined
Nick kurtz and Shawn green
72 points and 3 assists most kobe like ever
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
A bag of KFC flavored jelly beans. The flavors are chicken, corn, and gravy. They all taste like stale frying oil. They smell worse.
Wow these are the worst things I've eaten in a long time
A flier advertising the grand opening of Forage Grove food hall and tap room
People lined up to order food and drinks.
My sister and her husband are opening the Forage Grove food hall and tap room in Forest Grove today. I'm incredibly proud of all their hard work and if you're on the west side come thru for some delicious tacos and beer and meet some alpacas.
ICE kidnapped a US citizen and the local sheriff is covering it up. The wall. All of them.
hOw WiLl YoU pAy FoR mEdIcArE fOr AlL
It's quite simple we will auction off the right to hand these ICE goons their last cigarette before they get put up against the wall
A young hoops fan mirroring Kevin Durant's free throw behind the baseline in tonight's game vs Portland.
What the game is all about.
Amen Thompson just entered the speed zone good lord
Everybody loves those wizards cherry blossoms and we could do so much better
I want to know why we haven't had a rose city floral jersey.
Objectively it's Raiders of the Lost Ark but in my heart it's Time Bandits
I swear I've never actually seen Vit hit a 3
I swear I've never actually seen Vit hit a 3
I swear I've never actually seen Vit hit a 3
Most of Iran's refineries are on a small island, the kind of place you could pretty easily take over if you had superior force and were dumb enough to believe it would magically drop the price at the pump
Sidy you gotta throw that lob man
He's now hitting 450 with 3 homers and 4 doubles. Got to think he's earned some strong consideration for a roster spot this year
my in-laws are fifth generation Minnesotans and this year my father in-law declined to buy his annual Gophers t-shirt from Target which is the Minnesota equivalent of burning the boats on the shore.
Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.
Persephone: Thank you.
Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.
This is like the one pro-social behavior that it seems all americans still practice. Even Connecticut drivers will put the crack pipe down and at least slow down and pull over for an ambulance.
A lot of people think that's Viktor Khryapa you're getting on the back end there but the tasting notes indicate it's Sergei Monia
The world sure seems like shit but it was almost 60 degrees here in Portland today and I spent most of the day with my hands in the dirt. Peas, lettuce, brassicas, and spinach planted and all the beds weeded and turned over. Touching grass is great but sometimes you need to get your hands dirtier.
The world sure seems like shit but it was almost 60 degrees here in Portland today and I spent most of the day with my hands in the dirt. Peas, lettuce, brassicas, and spinach planted and all the beds weeded and turned over. Touching grass is great but sometimes you need to get your hands dirtier.
My son is about to turn 14 and has started feeling things about other people so tonight I taught him the most important skill in the seduction toolkit. How to make a 4 cheese Mac and cheese with crunchy potato chip topping from scratch.
As someone who hates moving faster than a mosey and loves beer, the hardest part here is the beers. As long as I can puke for self preservation this is easy though
