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#NoOneElseEverFirstTime #LatherRinseRepeat

I don't care but I sure do like to criticize.

How is it that the year we're currently waving goodbye to is always "the worst one ever"? Does no one have a single good thing to say? I'll start... all of my kids are thriving.
Who's next?

Good thing someone is keeping tabs on the socials.

Well boo fekkin hoo hoo. #NoOneElseEverFirstTime

Turns out you're both miserable judgy c**ts. Huh.

How unfair that you have to suffer through the situation in which you placed yourself.

Your fomo is showing...

I guess I've cleared all the haters off my feed (🤞🏽)

Actually didn't see a single mention (could be because of who I follow/don't follow)

Dragginggggg outtttt thatttt terminallll consonantttttt

Worth every minute. 🥰

Can't seem to minya.

Worth the 48 minutes.

when the posts are blatantly self-serving and begging for comment... 🤌

You have ducks???? @thekenchilds.com protect this woman at all costs!!

The universe does not disappoint.

When you change your bio to match what everyone already knows about you...

That is the most knee-jerk, uninformed response yet. Shame no one who matters really gives a rat's rear end what you think.

Awww muffin.

F.Y.E.

Sometimes the universe provides. #HaveTheDayYouDeserve #MakeItSeveral

"But I didn't mean to... " *does the thing on purpose, draws attention to make sure everyone notices*

Grudges are my oxygen.

Oh dear. I accidentally did a thing on purpose and now I seek validation. 🙄

Go lie down you silly cow.

... and they said it couldn't be done.