I've just had an amazing idea
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I've just had an amazing idea
This is the best lede I've seen in a tech story in...years? There should be an award just for ledes.
The 1996 draft of the unpublished, unannounced Magic RPG is substantial. I made a few marginal notes when I reviewed it. I'm giving it away for a donation to Planned Parenthood, offered by secret silent auction. DM me with offers. I'm likely to get a few big offers.
"What if?" #mtg #ttrpg 1/2
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Dragon Posting!!! 🐉
Drinking gasoline straight out of the pump until they tell me to get out of the gas station
the most thoroughly vindicated man in hollywood.
trade disputes and conspiracies ✔️
republic subverted over sex hangups ✔️
“sand people” killed, royalty indifferent ✔️
naive idiot casts vote for tyranny ✔️
villains with silly names like “dooku” ✔️
powerful clerical order screwing up ✔️
list goes on
You've got to remember that these are just simple consumers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new age. You know... morons.
genuinely who the fuck is this for???
is the average person's reading comprehension such dogshit that they can't parse gatsby??
like prose is where the characterization lies!! otherwise you're just reading a wiki summary!!!
*sitting bolt upright* Glup Shitto
The shame comes not from Jar-Jar, but that you're wanking it to ChatGPT
a traditional painting of herons in flight among trees, green, pink and white hues
I painted herons in flight. medium: Nicker poster colour on Arches watercolour paper
Howl and Sophie holding a glowing orb (heart) between them, with wings and hair flowing around them
still a fav~ #howlsmovingcastle
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy
“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say
The troubles
i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid
When people say UBI won’t work because people won’t be incentivized to work I call BS.
I’ve worked in museums for 36 years, and I love what I do so much that for 35 of those years, I’ve also been volunteering at other museums to do it for free.
Just remember if you ever feel too weird: someone out there is stroking their shit to a Jar Jar Binks AI persona right now
the purpose of a system is what it does
estrogen is magic 🩷
I can't believe this whole time Emily in Paris was short for Emily in Paramilitaries
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"
The 3 genders
A painting of a new Fyndhorn Elves Magic: The Gathering card. Two elves, a dark skinned woman in green robes and pale skinned male in green armor, are performing a magic spell in a forest. Vines that blossom with flowers spiral in towards the elves' hands as they cast their spell.
The same illustration as previous, but as a textless Magic: the Gathering Card, with a border labeling it as Fyndhorn Elves.
I had the honor of painting the 2026 Commandfest Promo version of the Fyndhorn Elves card! I will be at Commandfest in Tacoma, WA in July if you want yours signed! :) (and tentatively one other location but I'm waiting for official confirmation).
we've got dashcam footage of a Cybertruck's self driving feature failing at the worst possible time: on a Texas overapass
the lawsuit wants $1 million in damages and lays on Tesla's CEO. "Elon Musk is an...irresponsible salesman, who has a long history of making dangerous design choices."