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Dave Brockman ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›

@davebrockman

Leftie, pro-EU remoaner, motorsport junkie, 80s music obsessive, comedy geek, frustrated DJ, education trustee, finance in the day job.

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I decided to watch a couple of episodes. Patrick McGoohan was impossibly good looking. I'm getting confused!

10.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is genuinely wonderful - such attention to detail, with some lovely little nods to the original.

10.03.2026 18:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She's already taken: she shacked up with the Diaharrrrrrrreeeaaaaaahhh man.

10.03.2026 18:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What exactly is happening in this ph...actually scrap that, I don't want to know ๐Ÿคฎ

10.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"Someone is at your Front Feckin Door"

"Someone is at your Front Feckin Door"

If it's wrong to trick Alexa into swearing, then I don't want to be right.

10.03.2026 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I remember this from early 2020

10.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Umm. Whose bones?

10.03.2026 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 344 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Always someones else's money though. He may be many things, most of them unprintable, but he's not stupid when it comes to grifting.

10.03.2026 08:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Bluesky - You wonโ€™t believe what the UKs defence attachรฉ to the UAE is??

Sandy Sandilands! They send him to the land of sand!

10.03.2026 07:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 222 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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No. I'm not going there. Pure class, me.

#CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not proud of that one...

09.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How posh people describe periods #CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The official currency of SE16 #CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What you get when a lion shags a unicorn #CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Friend of Mar and Midg #CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Like a semibrefe, but shorter. #CallMyBluff

09.03.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't Stop.

09.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With a large DIet Tango in the Night

09.03.2026 19:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Burger King equivalent: "Go your own way"

09.03.2026 19:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 19:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe I LIKE the misery.

09.03.2026 17:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's such a shame he turned out to be a giant dick. Father Ted was a masterpiece, Black Books even better; and most of the IT Crowd was pretty good too - although there were a couple of clues which with hindsight we should have spotted. I feel dirty re-watching them.

09.03.2026 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And disturbia the peace.

09.03.2026 17:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only Studio 4 at Television Centre had had one of these posters when #TOTP was still being made.

09.03.2026 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kwasi Kwarteng has a cypto business?!

I might invest. Or I might make paper planes out of ยฃ20 notes and launch them off a bridge.

Who can say which would give the better return?

09.03.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There's a LOT to like in that, but Vance's makeup is just perfect!

09.03.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's been that sort of day ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”

09.03.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, so that's why it's all going to shit. I did wonder.

09.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Monday to those who celebrate.

09.03.2026 07:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This looks utterly devastating. Hoping everyone stays safe.

08.03.2026 23:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0