Geese are dicks.
11.03.2026 02:58
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Thank you. I appreciate you, giant person!
11.03.2026 01:36
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Taller than me. I’m only 5ft.
11.03.2026 01:21
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Ok cool, this is the plan now. Excellent.
11.03.2026 00:49
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I’ve learned my lesson. Being off half an inch in one direction is bad. The other direction is probably fine. I’m gonna start saying I’m about 5 ft tall.
11.03.2026 00:45
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Y’all were right. 5’ 11.5” unless you count my hair. I’m a fake.
11.03.2026 00:40
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I really fear for the fish at this point.
10.03.2026 22:30
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They have their sad drunk friend take it? Interesting…
10.03.2026 22:21
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You clearly never put mustard on your Eggo waffles as a kid, and it shows.
10.03.2026 22:09
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Has anyone considered that maybe the pollo seems loco because it’s exhibiting typical signs of bird flu before eating at El Pollo Loco?
10.03.2026 22:03
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Hold on, let me take down notes real quick.
10.03.2026 21:36
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I’m learning so much.
10.03.2026 21:28
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Does “like 5’10””sound like actually 6’? Is there a universal formula for this?
10.03.2026 21:21
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Life is short and so am I.*
*I’m not really. Im like 6ft tall sorry.
10.03.2026 21:18
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Emphasis on maybe.
10.03.2026 21:02
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You wanna get to know me? Watch me eat a chicken wing.
10.03.2026 20:23
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A starter pack again friends. And….
If you like 👍🏻
You can…
LIKE
FOLLOW
AND
REPOST
But as always it’s you choice😉🥰🥰
It is CHOOSEDAY after all😉👍🏻😂🥰🥰
10.03.2026 11:04
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anyone who's still here when the party's over will have chores allocated to them
10.03.2026 20:00
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so can we get some alt text on your subskeets so we know who y’all be talking about
10.03.2026 18:35
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“And I don’t want to miss a streaaam”
-Steven Tyler probably if he was a YouTuber.
07.03.2026 01:36
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It definitely turned heads. Not sure if in a good way though.
10.03.2026 20:13
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I’m actually working today. Sorry to let you all down.
10.03.2026 20:02
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when you drop a whole bag of m&m's it's the five day rule
10.03.2026 20:07
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Just broke up a fight between two grown men arguing over a fishing spot. The fish are the real winners today.
10.03.2026 20:09
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simp cocktail
10.03.2026 17:00
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I just tried the new Monster Energy Ultra Punk Punch and I’ve never felt more punk.
10.03.2026 16:47
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My Olympic training is really paying off. One day soon I will finish emptying the dishwasher before the Keurig finishes brewing my cup of coffee.
10.03.2026 15:40
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Hi new followers. Welcome to whatever this is. Enjoy.
10.03.2026 14:25
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You ever open Bluesky and see too many words and quickly give up and close it?
10.03.2026 13:42
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Thank you for including me, kind human! 💙
10.03.2026 12:43
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