Pastor Ollie

Just witnessed something I’ve never ever seen before. A guy asks somebody in the airport terminal “hey, can you watch my bags for a moment?” And the person says no.

I think I’m honestly surprised at how conservative it seems everyone is

Great read

Yeah we need more people to believe the bishop is kind of a spiritual office

Report of the first ballot for Presiding Bishop of the #ELCA #ELCACWA25

prompt: write a six word story that makes everyone say hell yeah

I hold so much contempt for the Wordlebot.

New episode of the Psalmcast on Psalm 51–this was a challenging one! check it out on psalms.blog.

Called out by the VP and Jeff Computers is still cat posting. The sign of a true poster.

Psyched to start the Mark Wahlberg 40 day challenge tomorrow

My article on Ash Wednesday

Tim Hortons done freedom fries

You looking to burn some jpegs to a compact disc my guy?

My personal belief, and this is controversial, is nobody chooses their set lists. They just do it

Spectacular, I’ll bring the plastic eggs

I see you’re considering a boycott of big corps tomorrow. Consider boycotting them for 40 days, perhaps starting on Wednesday

I have decided that 4 years old is a challenging age. 0-3 wasn’t too bad

“Real G’s move in silence like lasagna” is my favorite bar ever

Prophetic perfect tense - Wikipedia

Prophetic perfect tense en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophet... but it’s AI so we’re doomed

Maybe it’s man flu, but ever since getting diabetes, every time I get a cold it is the end of the world. I was calmer and more clear headed when I had pancreatitis. Insta despair and my body hurts

ummm the only scolding relevant here is my scolding hot cup of coffee that I need every day /s

In 7th grade we had to do an assignment in social studies where we present on a form of government and then make our own. I presented on oligarchies, and then offered Olliegarchies, a government run by comedians—and I shudder to remember this

As a constituent, I’m furious. As a lazy ass? They’re alright in my book.

Waiter: How’d you like your steak, sir?

Dracula: *loudly* Not thru the heart Lol

*whole vampire table erupts in laughter *

10 year old me did not appreciate Daria like I should have

Dear manager,

This week:

1. Monday had me broken
2. Tuesday I was through with hoping’
3. Wednesday my empty arms were open
4. Thursday waiting for love, waiting for love
5. Thank the stars it’s Friday

I’m burning like a fire gone wild on Saturday. Guess I won’t be making it to church on Sunday.

those boys are flat out refusing to give me the beat, even though it’s the only thing that can free my soul and they know that

Chief justice (gay now)

One of my favorite moments in horror: I saw DON’T BREATHE in theatres, and there’s a scene where a vicious dog chases the protagonists through a vent, which was really intense; that is, until you see the dog’s tail wag because he was being such a good boy and following directions yes he was!!

carter hambley @carterhambley [about to invent yard gnomes] babe the lawn looks great. how can we get a little fucking freak in here