Hades

Perhaps I’ll add to my rivers. Would you like to volunteer as a sacrifice?

*He raises a brow* I have no need of gardens

Being restless? Yes, means I might start something new

I am restless today.

I expect nothing less *he chuckles* Hades

She is a nuisance to society

*Tilting his head down to stare into her eyes, his skin cools at her playful tone. Amusement dancing behind her eyes as his jaw tightens with frustration.* but did you have to paint me in your peanut butter…again? It’s a pain in the ass to remove

Have you met Eros….

*He marches across the hall and slams her against the wall before shoving his face into hers with a growl. Holding in his temper and the flames that are pressing underneath his skin, begging to be released.* Why is it that every time something goes missing, it’s YOU?

*His body simmers with unrelenting power.* You know damn well what I’m talking about you little shit. Where. Are. My. Dogs?

*He grabs hold of the back of her neck and lifts her off her feet to bring her closer* Where are my dogs?

*He rolls his eyes and holds up a third jar* 3 is my final offer take it or it disappears

*He sighs and holds up both the crunchy and creamy versions* will you come for two full size?

For no reason? No

The gates are closed…I have rodents

*He shakes the jar of peanut butter* come here Eros.

I just can’t win. You would think they would stay out of the Underworld and yet it’s become grand central station

Define…evil?

Oh? I’ll remember that

Do not tempt that little shit. We will all pay the price

I’m thinking of hiding in the mortal realm

*He grins wickedly* we need more of alike

*He sighs* fair enough. Though I would like to get away

Eros, the last time you came to my humble abode, you were hiding from Zeus because you used gorilla glue to bedazzle all his clothes. I’m not getting involved in all your shit again

*He crosses his arms over his chest and smirks* I could always pull it out of you.

One small blessing that you’re not.

Now that is one secret you need to share. Where does one go to evade family when they keep popping up like the zits on Zeuses ass?

*He releases another grunt* Not particularly.

Ah, Pheme. How goes the waterhole of secrecy these days?

*Fire erupts from his core* you keep pushing me girl and I’ll throw your ass back to cleaning up after my pets!