Vic Svaporub

It’s not too late to fall for Ken Bone.

Pat E. Cake, Patty Caque & Baker Mann, llc.

I don't need fun to have alcohol.

Not funny. My dad was murdered by a toddler named Gary.

international women’s day 2: electric boogaloo

This quartet made three nice records for ECM 1979-81. I like this one for the tune Riddles.

SOME ASS LET ROGS EAT THEIR PIZZA

*cop starts breakdancing

Bill Berry

I’ve always called this font Rollerball

I would do anything for love
But I won’t do that (pretend Pet Sounds is a ‘masterpiece’)

Oops! All Genocide!

Nice bollard.

Well, I declare

some dirty rounder took my jelly roll

*enters chat like a skillet of sizzling fajitas*

Especially zesty

Who’s up and ready for some microblogging!

And you’ve always got that one friend who comments today on the post from 12 years ago.

on the day that you were born
dan mentos snapped his tether
and decided to create a skeet or two

i did it, and i ended up accidentally kissing a cocker spaniel just like in that movie

Jersey Mike’s - A Subba Bubb

Who’s up for a good rigmarole?

HIPSTER: i was eating pizza before it was cool

ME: did u burn ur mouth

i am going to eat one spaghetto

Tonight on the Weather Channel:
Jim Cantore crushed to death by an avalanche in Bayonne, NJ

surprisingly it’s meatball parm sub

This makes me feel less bummed about paying for internet service

We shall not cease from doomscrolling 

And the end of all our dooomscrolling
Will be to arrive where we started 

And know the shitpost for the first time.
- T.S. Eliot