Magenta Kaos of Bright Hairy News

Absolutely. Everything around him goes bad since he came into power, but it seems he's circling the drain very quickly now 👀

Politicians retiring mid term get to choose when they make their announcements. If he was considering it over the summer he would have announced it in Jan or Waitangi like others

Announcing it when Luxons leadership is being questioned every day?? - raises some red flags at the very LEAST

Interesting timing..

I've always wondered if DOCTOR Shane Reti was pissed that he got cut as health minister for a fkn 13yo BWANKER.

I wonder if this is Shane's attempt to get back at Luxon and take him out of the job.

I heard a rumour he is leaving because he disagrees with Luxon 👀 allegedly ofc

Shane is out and Mariameno is back in TPM.

This can't look good for cuckson

#nzpol

I passed a cemetery today and saw a duck perched on a headstone 🦆 🪦

It got me thinking there's a spectrum of silly to spooky when it comes to birds in cemeteries

Thanks again! It's great having you in the chat, hopefully you enjoyed our wee mini debate 😅
Happy pride 🌈🌈🌈

Thank you kind human! I think that will have to be our official star review quote 🤣

TLDR: They couldn't get the bank history due to the historic offending. They found some and are going to make him pay it back. Pretty meh

#nzpol

@detectiverogers.bsky.social has currated some great news stories tonight, so theres lots to discuss!

Join us from 7pm right before #BHN
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I got two variants great for a mix and match!

Got some epic green party logo earrings from the @cahoots.nz!

Going to get a lot of wear out of these with this year's #election26

#nzpol #pride

Photo of Craig renney and Magenta. He is wearing a red labour jacket.

Was awesome to catch up with @clrenney.bsky.social at Newtown Festival!

So many people signing people up to enrol or sign housing petitions it was awesome to see 😁

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Moe mai rā

Image of 5 people smiling and standing. One lady at the back had a big rainbow umbrella. Magenta is in the front with BHNers

Getting to walk in the parade alongside my rainbow and #BHN whānau filled my cup today.

Hopeful to see more BHNers tomorrow at Newtown Festival!

Zimage is of a pride flag tied around someone's back It is rainbow with a large image of Winston Peters laughing face and shoulder.

Spotted the funniest pride flag in the parade today 🤣🤣 Winny looks gay af

#pride #nzpol

He's been extremely active on the ground with all the floods and states of emergency. Even in the North, Hūhana Lyndon mentioned really appreciating him coming to the region and helping with that stuff.

The bar is in hell but he's performing better than his colleagues

You know we are in the upside down when I agree with a Stuff commenter that Maaark Mitchell is legitimately the best pic for new national party leader.

I might not like the guy but he's one of the only ones doing real mahi on their side.

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A meme from Karate Kid in which the teacher is teaching the young student how to move his arms my imitating waxing a car - the meme goes Wax ON, Wax Off. I've changed it to Luxon Luxoff a play on the name of our caretaker Prime Minister who literally is hanging onto his job by the slimmest margins. Also if you get a chance, Wax On, Wax Off is a cracking mix made my DJ Rectangle featuring classing Hip Hop classics & others from the 90s & 2000s.

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Yes

Wasting tax payer money for worse outcomes. Great financial decision eh

Instead all they are doing is driving us insane 😡 would literally be more beneficial to just give the kids the money

Andrew Bayly MP

My MP
This drunken prick came to a working bee that a charity I work for organised.
After posing for the cameras, he ate the lunch we provided.
He introduced his wife to us all as 'My Wife'
None of us found out her name
I see form the Stuff article that nothing has changed - 'My wife and I'
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What happened to caring about every penny of tax payer dollars....

We pay these guys too much

#nzpol

Bruuuuuuuuh

Don't get me twisted either. I know they can be but it's this blanket we should just accept what America says as fact just ain't it.

For decades people have used the excuse of 'Iran are days away from obtaining nuclear weapons' as a reason to be aggressive.

We don't have the same urgency against the US having nukes

I'm sick of being told people of colour are terrorists by white people who are definitely terrorists.

There is domestic terrorism that ICE is still perpetrating.

If we used Trumps logic we can just go kidnap him and free the people of America from their oppressive regime.