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Her cybertruck probably saw a reflection of itself for the first time
I didn’t even visit Trillium when I was there (suspected I might feel similarly). Good taproom experiences at Mystic (RIP) and Salem’s lovely Notch saved the weekend. Hope you’re enjoying the rest of your trip!
I visited Harpoon in the Seaport neighborhood about a decade ago now…so many young professionals packed into the place, all being beautiful and important. To this day, it was one of my least favorite beer experiences and honestly clouded how I felt about Harpoon going forward.
One minute of the Grain Belt Beer sign and a train crossing the Mississippi River in Minneapolis
Fletcher Loyer looks like the bad frat’s leader in every 80s movie
What an accursed monkey’s paw
Many of us here in America are horrified and deeply grieving both the fact that so many innocent lives were lost AND the fact that our country has fully embraced being the villains. As they say, I hate it here.
Funeral procession for the 165 to 175 little school girls murdered by the US and Israel in Minab, Iran.
placing giant bulk order of those “I did that” gas pump stickers where Trump is pointing at the cost
Jules Winnfield had kinder words for the motherfuckers he was about to whack in Pulp Fiction than Becca Balint has for Noem here (the full clip is worth a listen).
IMO, any religion that asks you to spy on your kids’ porn habits and them to be alerted to yours is misguided but I’m not starting a war over it.
All I know is the absolute worst people America has to offer have wanted war with Iran as long as I’ve been alive so it’s pretty easy for me to be against it.
A Kuwaiti F-18 could do the funniest thing right now
The BLACK MAGE
FINAL FANTASY
SQUARE 1990
NES
I wasn’t a GI Joe kid growing up, and everyday I thank my lucky stars I didn’t turn out obsessed with guns and bombs like Hegseth and his fellow developmentally-stunted war bros.
“I vant…to smoke…your veed.”
- weed dracula
our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor
Now that he’s started a war, I’ve completely forgotten that he’s a pedophile.
Nine months ago, the United States "completely and totally obliterated" Iran's nuclear program.
Tonight, we're attacking Iran to disrupt their nuclear program.
A sizable percentage of this country thinks that's normal.
The first deaths announced from the US-Israeli strikes on Iran: dozens of school girls. They hit an elementary school in Hormozgan.
Cigarettes are so back
A grey hoodie with text which reads: “Buy a man eat fish, He day, teach fish man To a lifetime.”
Wise words
Congrats to Pokémon on getting old enough to accept that they’ll never afford a house. Fortunately, re: Pokéballs, “they like it in there,”canonically
Evan nails it here. Committing to being an independent journalist is a fundamentally hopeful position that we can build something new from billionaires’ scorched earth, having no idea if it will actually work.
Jeez, that unholy trio (triumvirate is a better word, respect) is enough to chill any decent American to the bone. I hope cooler and wiser heads prevail somehow.
I know I’m in the minority thinking he’s unfunny, but I say it’s much more due to his supplicants laughing to appease the king. That, or they’re as easy to win over as he is when in the presence of power and money. He stays in control of the Republican Party because he’s the ultimate useful idiot.
If not for the man’s impeccable sense of humor, we’d never let him get away with everything. What?
Imagine being a kid and biting into a chicken nugget to find spinach inside. That’s supervillain origin story level trauma right there.
Now that CNN and WBD are set to become state media in a sale to Paramount/Oracle/TikTok, it is especially important to support independent media.
Off the top of my head:
www.thehandbasket.co
404media.co
www.garbageday.email
Add your favorites in the replies. Fuck state-backed media monopolies.
