Selfie of me and my dog Patches, a border collie. He is looking forwards while sat behind me on some steps outside
Similar to other photo but Patches is looking away
Patiently waiting
New malaphor for the favourites list:
You’ve opened this can of worms now eat it
Like the Dread Pirate Roberts in Princess Bride
Then that sets precedent for the replaced Ship of Theseus to legally not be the Ship of Theseus
If u build a second Sugababes out of the old members which group would be the Sugababes
The Sugababes is a contemporary Ship of Theseus
I’ve never before been glad to no longer live in Glasgow
I haven’t seen any new banksy paintings since Grand Central Station in Glasgow died
Good morning Andy
A graphic showing two cartoon people with transparent bellies. The right is a woman standing and you can see a baby inside, the left is a man sitting and you can see a butt plug inside. The text at the bottom reads: give your seat to someone who’s carrying something more important
Good morning
I know the feeling, hopefully it works out that the tighter knit group is what you need right now :)
Good morning Ben
An animorphs style series of drawings displaying a lobster on the left and a sheep on the right. The text below says “evolution of a hermit crab into a sheep. Be holding this diagram before a mirror toy can trace the evolution of a sheep into a hermit crab”
Good morning
If she’s your girl then why am I in her uncle’s dms lowballing his ebay listings
Noted thank u
“Hide this ad” isn’t good enough I need a feature that directly tells the company “this was so shit that it lowered my opinion of you and your product”
Noted thank u
Like an apple
How fast do you think you could eat an entire onion
A group of men is called a train
if god isn’t real how do you explain potatoes
Just occurred to me how weird it is that in Ireland we sell alcohol at petrol stations
I don’t remember who I gave my electric guitar now so uh it’s yours now I guess
Good morning Ben
Good morning Ben
Both is good
An old comic panel showing a woman on a scales looking distressed at the result, an arrow higher than she’s expecting. There is another woman snickering to herself behind placing a foot on the scale to increase the weight. This meme changes the text making the scale instead display the number of feet, which reads three
Good morning
Nah man I don’t chase hoes, farming equipment doesn’t have legs. What do you mean
