Be Risks.
13.03.2026 02:28
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Be Risks.
Took most of the life boats off the Titanic because they messed with the aesthetic. SMDH
#truestory
This is a reverse piñata where Elmo beats the children.
Yeet that cartoon without charm into the sun.
The president is handing out oversized clown shoes to his cabinet — and watching to see who refuses to wear them.
It's Solzhenitsyn's Stalin story come to life: the first person to stop applauding ended up in the gulag. The lesson then, as now — never be the first to stop clapping.
“Better to keep quiet and let people think you’re an idiot than speak up and confirm it.”
Me TOO! 😂 That was my thought too.
This sweater gives me life.
Ashamed.
Give Trump the true experience and tease him until he gets an eating disorder.
Shout out to NYC.
You ate me up and spit me out today.
Can’t wait to do it again tomorrow.
#I❤️NY
Ok
I lied 🤥😉😂😂
Last one now
GOODNIGHT 😴
My heart breaks for those dead school girls.
I need Scott Baio to weigh in as an authority on how this war is making America great again. 😐
The best thing about Pitbull is his ability to incubate STDs for future generations to study.
Seriously. SERIOUSLY?!
And you know he’s charging for them for that Kool Aid.
Abolish Daylight Savings Time.
Was Trump wearing this shirt the last time he saw Ivana alive?
I ❤️ My Gov
I am embarrassed to be an American.
We are supposed to be a country of hope and aspirations.
Our government, and the people who voted for these monsters, need a reckoning.
don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free
Thank You.
You continue to be a hero.
Working limbs for me, but not for thee.
Some jackass GOP member is going to do some performance where they pretend to pry this off the wall with a crowbar.
Mark my words.
This is the first bit of anything joyful I have read in quite some time.
Congratulations! 🍾 And Thank You.
This might be the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.
And take into consideration that my brother is a middle school english teacher who often shares with me excerpts of his students terribly written essays. 😐
Well…Be Best, then. 🙄
I smell TACOs.
