Kristie

Fun fact - there wasn’t! First time since 2015.

Italy daring to ask what if we built a team out of americans but they had good vibes

Anyway, Viva La República Dominicana!!!!!

a man in a suit and tie says but poetry beauty romance love ... these are what we stay alive for . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says but poetry beauty romance love ... these are what we stay alive for .

Some beefy Canadian minor-league kid nicknamed Tugboat just tied Cal Raleigh and his FRONT TOWARD ENEMY t-shirt in knots and it’d take a few more posts to explain to a non-baseball fan how beautiful that was

Team DR has a moral and ethical requirement to prevent this group of living and breathing Thin Blue Line Punisher Tattoos from fulfilling their dream: eating cold McDoubles with a decomposing pedophile

can this be a solution?

Brb sending this to my entire family

I wish everyone could have heard the cackle that left my mouth when I saw this headline, and the subsequent cackles that left my mouth as I read this truly embarrassing blog.

DAAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE

Lakers in-arena announcer. I AM HOWLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Making an impromptu shrine of Italian things in our house to pray to (Jordan Romano and Andrea Bargnani bobble heads, good imported balsamic vinegar, a pendant from the Vatican)

Earlier I implied that I escorted yo' momma through the Strait of Hormuz. I apologize for the misinformation. Yo' momma's too fat for such a narrow passageway and whatnot.

Really interested to see how bringing in more passengers downtown helps with traffic congestion. 🧐

Has there even been a politician where it’s more obvious that he’s parroting the scheme of the last lobbyist he talked to? Every week it’s a different random scheme like Toronto is some in-app purchase iPhone game whose weekly pass event he’s trying to complete.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Rode my bike to a meeting because it’s warm and sunny and they’re saying it’s the most Back anyone has ever been.

Absolutely Sauceless.

They should have let him, imo (last WBC but also this WBC)

Ah,

Need Big Maple to throw some strikes here.

Cosmically, there is something very darkly funny about spending an entire decade of American politics obsessed with repudiating the mistakes of the Iraq War, and then immediately doing it again at the first opportunity, but with even less justification, planning, strategy, or foresight.

look ima need white people to stop explaining to me that every white dude is prone to get obvious Nazi tattoos in their 20s. the shit is not true. I know plenty of white military dudes who didnt get Nazi tattoos. This is not a widespread phenomenon.

Left can't resist being on wrong side of a war Whether it's Jeremy Corbyn or Zack Polanski, their foreign policy stances terrify voters outside core supporters

Well, here’s the thing about being antiwar as an ethical belief: it means you end up opposing most wars. Almost all of them, in fact. This is quite common in people who have consistent beliefs but looks insane to people who have none, or mostly just believe superior people should make the decisions.

New York Times Thomas Friedman headline: How to Think About Trump's War With Iran

Oh, we've arrived at the point where all of our depressingly pathetic public "intellectuals" debase themselves in a way they'll pretend never happened years from now as they continue cashing paychecks and publishing the most embarrassing shit you've ever read.

The kids don't know about the Amanda Bynes poster hastily airbrushed to avoid implying she endorsed peace

Watching this match at a bar with a bunch of old guys - just hootin and hollering. 10/10 vibes

I finally achieved a perfect swirl inside of the bread!

Also if we’re talking about harmful ads, maybe we should start with the onslaught of gambling ads over an ad for McDonalds or Cheetos or whatever.

Important to call lies out when there are lies. These are lies from a liar.