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Annie Craton

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(she/her) My whole brand is getting loud and excited about the dumbest stuff while on mic. Like Mary Worth. Do you know about Wilbur Weston? πŸŽ™οΈPodcasts & ScreamingπŸŽ™οΈ at www.crookedrussiancam.horse

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in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13767 πŸ” 3144 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 235

happy 20th anniversary to My Immortal. flip off a prep

03.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 121 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
Crude drawing of the new generation 10 PokΓ©mon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

Crude drawing of the new generation 10 PokΓ©mon starter pombon, a little orange pomeranian, with silly imagined evolutions. The middle evolution pombon has the same sized body but more fluff, the final evolution has the same sized body, EVEN more fluff and angry eyebrows

evolution just brings pombon further from the groomers

27.02.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2396 πŸ” 563 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9
pombon official art

pombon official art

browt  official art

browt official art

gecqua  official art

gecqua official art

oh sick the official art is out already too. They look fantastic

27.02.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 872 πŸ” 194 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 39

Dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

27.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A screenshot from the Verge: β€œNintendo’s making a mini Game Boy music player.Sure, you can just pull up digital versions of the Junichi Masuda’s music from PokΓ©mon Red and Blue. Or you can pick up one of the new Game Boy-inspired music players Nintendo is releasing along with 45 different cartridges that seem to play one song each.”

A screenshot from the Verge: β€œNintendo’s making a mini Game Boy music player.Sure, you can just pull up digital versions of the Junichi Masuda’s music from PokΓ©mon Red and Blue. Or you can pick up one of the new Game Boy-inspired music players Nintendo is releasing along with 45 different cartridges that seem to play one song each.”

A picture of the Tiger electronics Hit Clips with a clip of N*SYNC

A picture of the Tiger electronics Hit Clips with a clip of N*SYNC

Milhouse holding up pogs to Bart Simpson. Text has been altered to say β€œRemember Hit Clips? They’re back, in Pokemon form.”

Milhouse holding up pogs to Bart Simpson. Text has been altered to say β€œRemember Hit Clips? They’re back, in Pokemon form.”

27.02.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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... and this is how, in two panels, @danschkade.bsky.social makes a 90-plus-year-old character who started as a paper-thin racist stereotype more terrifying and menacing than he's ever been.

20.02.2026 03:09 πŸ‘ 62 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.

some terrible little squiggly cartoon drawings of miles o'brien from star trek. his face is really really really tiny on a big head for no reason other than it's funny to draw him that way.

drew some o'briens #art #trek

06.02.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 1366 πŸ” 263 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

Everyone: Farideh, please do not make any more deals with literal demons.
Farideh: I swear I will never do that, I have learned my lesson.
[Farideh faces literally any minor inconvenience]
Farideh: [Wracked with sorrow] I must unfortunately make another deal with a demon.

05.02.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god digimon adventures Butterfly started playing and im so high what the hell am I gonna do with all these feelings

02.02.2026 07:09 πŸ‘ 1819 πŸ” 422 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

Oh cool I might finally be able to share the one I worked on???

27.01.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers 
Text:
"what radicalised you?"
empathy bro,
literally just wanting people
to be treated like human beings

Kermit the frog sitting on a log surrounded by flowers Text: "what radicalised you?" empathy bro, literally just wanting people to be treated like human beings

25.01.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 13346 πŸ” 5473 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 60

Oh this RULES

27.01.2026 06:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Sterkona is my PC from one of the best DnD campaigns I’ve ever had the pleasure to be a part of. Please come listen to my tale of my perfect Herbo, the Largest Possible Wife

27.01.2026 06:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

26.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 14400 πŸ” 4881 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 75
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Art by β€’ Clyde Caldwell

22.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 18
A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

A digital painting of an ice cube, followed by several hands closed over each other with water pouring from them. Bold text on the art reads: "ICE MELTS".

so don't get too comfortable.

#art

24.01.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 22274 πŸ” 8497 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 28

Haven't seen it, but it bears pre-emption: we don't need to see screenshots of professional liars justifying this shit. It's pointless static and doesn't matter. We know what happened and what's happening, and they have zero interest in the truth. Waste of everyone's time.

24.01.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

24.01.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 31548 πŸ” 7285 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 346

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

06.10.2025 13:58 πŸ‘ 10890 πŸ” 3086 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 40
Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed old lady with bangs

Red headed old lady with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed kid with bangs

Red headed lady with bangs

Red headed lady with bangs

23.01.2026 04:35 πŸ‘ 201 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 8

Woke up cranky today, limited my social media usage, got myself coffee and a pastry, and later made soup full of veggies for dinner and did some yoga while it simmered and ate it with buttered toast. Vibes slowly restoring.

23.01.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.01.2026 17:29 πŸ‘ 140 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update
Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand

Text: Dragon Sanctuary Update Image: Crisoul taking Dean by the hand

Update:
Dragon Sanctuary page 436 is up!
#dragonsanct
Shares + Comments Appreciated!

Links:
New Page: dragonsanctuarycomic.com/ds-comic/pag...
Main Site: dragonsanctuarycomic.com
Patreon: patreon.com/shannonmanor

22.01.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜SINNERS’ has broken history as the MOST-NOMINATED FILM OF ALL TIME at the Oscars with 16 nominations

See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26

22.01.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 7665 πŸ” 2194 πŸ’¬ 193 πŸ“Œ 1086
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 7529 πŸ” 3365 πŸ’¬ 99 πŸ“Œ 216
Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

Meme of guy on bus looking out of window, but edited so the Yes Ha Ha Ha Sicko is driving the bus. All the passengers are sad. The Musicology Duck icon is in the back row

bus saga

21.01.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 4172 πŸ” 1062 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 31

Definitely check out this thread, very important vibe check

22.01.2026 05:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Say hello to our little ball of cuteness! A rare southern three-banded armadillo pup was recently born to proud parents Vespa & Scooter. At just two months old, this tiny newcomer marks only the second healthy armadillo pup born at the Zoo in our 121-year history, making this arrival extra special!

21.01.2026 23:49 πŸ‘ 463 πŸ” 153 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 14

I can make children read again

29.11.2025 21:26 πŸ‘ 1094 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 6