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I see the sensibles are talking about hypnotism again.

11.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Everyone Is Lying to You for Money | Official Trailer UHD
Everyone Is Lying to You for Money | Official Trailer UHD YouTube video by The Forge

I've never seen a trailer this good for a documentary before. what an absolute banger youtu.be/hEXxAOFqv4U

(h/t @monkeyslunch.bsky.social for showing me)

11.03.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

all the best comedians tell the audience "this is a funny joke" directly after making the joke

11.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 519 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 3
Colonel white talking to captain scarlet

Colonel white talking to captain scarlet

"Tell me Captain, have you ever heard of the S.I.Gma grindset"

11.03.2026 10:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ. This is so insane. There are zero responsible adults in the Republican Party. Zero.

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 4

Ah and as if by magic this pops up

bsky.app/profile/jeff...

09.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 59 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
TimothΓ©e Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form β€˜Bunraku’

TimothΓ©e Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form β€˜Bunraku’

TimothΓ©e Chalamet Under Fire For Dismissive Comments About Traditional Japanese Puppet Theater Form β€˜Bunraku’ https://theonion.com/timothee-chalamet-under-fire-for-dismissive-comments-about-traditional-japanese-puppet-theater-form-bunraku/

09.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1720 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 24
09.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 6046 πŸ” 1390 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 27

Pete Hegseth used the Venezuelan fishing boat double tap strikes as the warmup to full-on war crimes.

08.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Remembering, on this blessed of days when people are talking about intersectionality, my very white and very stupid MP gave her thoughts on muslim women:

bsky.app/profile/capt...

08.03.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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This had me chuckling.

07.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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(neon paper icon) This appears to be a long document! Save time with an Al Summary? 

(neon hot dog icon) That appears to be a huge hot dog! Grind it between a robot's toothy gears? Extruding a coarse pink mash?

Two notifications over a blurred ios background (neon paper icon) This appears to be a long document! Save time with an Al Summary? (neon hot dog icon) That appears to be a huge hot dog! Grind it between a robot's toothy gears? Extruding a coarse pink mash?

07.03.2026 18:19 πŸ‘ 453 πŸ” 68 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
Photo of the captain scarlet sugar snack cereal

Photo of the captain scarlet sugar snack cereal

Captain Scarlet says: "EAT YOUR FUCKING CEREAL!"

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Scientific paper published in PubMed. 

Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it.

Authors: Rebekah C White et all.

Autism, 2018 May.

For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Scientific paper published in PubMed. Heading: Object personification in autism: This paper will be very sad if you don't read it. Authors: Rebekah C White et all. Autism, 2018 May. For those curious, here's the original paper: https://discovery.ucl.ac.uk/id/eprint/10053878/1/Personification%20in%20autism_final%20accepted.pdf

Nobel Prize For Titles. Right away.

07.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

When will athletes learn that visiting the Trump White House almost guarantees that he’ll threaten a war or something while you’re just kinda standing there in the background

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1230 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 9
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Andrew Tate's twatty video only starts making any sense when you use different music

05.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 214 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 11

I was promised a lever

05.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Mirror selfie with dandy porcelain

Mirror selfie with dandy porcelain

Je suis a little teapot

04.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Heater with giant, expressive eyeballs, peering into a bathtub with her little white paws on the lip of the tub. Her body is roughly the size of a shampoo bottle.

Heater with giant, expressive eyeballs, peering into a bathtub with her little white paws on the lip of the tub. Her body is roughly the size of a shampoo bottle.

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

04.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 6139 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 163 πŸ“Œ 18

I think war is serious business, real life-and-death stuff, and should be taken seriously by people who initiate and prosecute it.

Sorry to get so partisan, but that’s how I feel.

04.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 2618 πŸ” 356 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 16

tldr THANKS SUCKA

03.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 111 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 2

Is he high or losing his faculties

03.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 0
CNN: Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says
By Haley Britzky
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Helen Regan
Helen Regan
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Eyad Kourdi
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Isaac Yee
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Teele Rebane
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Lucas Lilieholm
Updated 13 hr ago

CNN: Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says By Haley Britzky , Helen Regan Helen Regan , Eyad Kourdi , Isaac Yee , Teele Rebane , Lucas Lilieholm Updated 13 hr ago

Reuters: Fire at US embassy complex in Riyadh after blast heard, sources say
By Reuters
March 2, 20266:23 PM CSTUpdated 13 mins ago

Reuters: Fire at US embassy complex in Riyadh after blast heard, sources say By Reuters March 2, 20266:23 PM CSTUpdated 13 mins ago

New York Times: U.S. military death toll rises to 6

New York Times: U.S. military death toll rises to 6

CNN: State Dept urges US citizens to "DEPART NOW" from countries throughout Middle East

CNN: State Dept urges US citizens to "DEPART NOW" from countries throughout Middle East

Two days into the war:

- three F-15s shot down

- U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames

- six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded

- State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East

03.03.2026 00:49 πŸ‘ 5176 πŸ” 2036 πŸ’¬ 328 πŸ“Œ 279

Oh, really? Were the strikes kinetic in nature? Was their synergy between the warfighting paradigms? Did you all ideate a 360-degree workaround for the blockchain?

02.03.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 2372 πŸ” 315 πŸ’¬ 121 πŸ“Œ 15

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02.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 6858 πŸ” 1939 πŸ’¬ 884 πŸ“Œ 167
Twin Peaks Logo Generator

Turtle Power!

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

02.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 7816 πŸ” 1863 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 41

Does she *try* and dress like a villain from Andor at every opportunity?

02.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Brits: Please scream. This is a Labour govt proposing to hand the property of individual British workers to largely US corporations.

@davidpintod.bsky.social

02.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 140 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 2
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Lib Dem Leader Ed Davey:

"Tax exiles like Isabel Oakeshott and washed up old footballers who mock ordinary people who stay in the UK and pay our taxes... As we protect them, it's only right for tax exiles to start paying taxes to fund our armed forces, just like the rest of us".

02.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3678 πŸ” 1017 πŸ’¬ 144 πŸ“Œ 135