Millions of Dead Chris

to put it in terms Bluesky can understand: Bam Adebayo beating Kobe Bryant’s career high is life flipping double birds to gambling bros

v happy for Bam

some nights are magic

some nights are unreal

you gotta savor it

Wilt had 100
Kobe had 81
David Thompson had 73
David Robinson had 71
Michael Jordan had 69

Bam Adebayo currently has 77

LMAO I TUCKED MY KID INTO BED AND BAM HAS 74

BamWatch is not enough to tear me away from this excellent Spurs/Celtics game but we are monitoring box scores

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yessss stoked to see you!

gonna read Lucy Corin for an hour then turn on San Antonio Spurs basketball, not a bad Tuesday

I had to play keeper on my travel team once and was 1000% sure this is what was gonna happen. IT DIDN’T, but I was like “Coach please don’t make this permanent”

Test Literary Series Readings. Workshopping. Discussion. Next show 3/11 The Whistler 2421 N Milwaukee Ave Doors at 6, words at 6:30 Featuring: Chris Corlew Franklin Dandridge Thomas Holton

🌼 Test lineup for March! 🌼

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I took advantage of this deal and my shelves are better for it

hey I don’t care if you just got back from AWP clear yr schedule

I am reading poetry at The Whistler tomorrow at 6:30/doors at 6

major shoutout to @zacharykocanda.bsky.social and the Test Series for inviting me!

the cat puked on one of the child’s craft projects (not a major one) & the justifiably upset seven-year-old said he didn’t like her anymore

as I was cleaning up, I discovered he had spilled chips under the coffee table and not told me

his “punishment” is forgiving the cat lol

"You get the sense that Rep. Krishnamoorthi is just saying what he thinks voters want to hear, because his political contributors tell a completely different story...A look at Krishnamoorthi’s long-time repeat donors reveal where his loyalties truly lie."

this is so obviously the end goal that you sound childish if you say it out loud, but I feel like we should be saying this all the time

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ohhhh reading yr bio, I see what you’re saying now, my bad homie

I mean I do vote

I’m also not NOT an anarchist

frankly miraculous how smoothly the work day has gone

(the other half of my life, of course, I wasn't even allowed to vote, even as an idiot president marched the country into an unjustified war in the middle east, huh)

I have been "voting correctly" for more than half my life and the political situation has only gotten worse

"y'all should've voted for Harris" is the most exasperating insult to people who did in fact vote for Harris & reside in states that went for Harris, but still have to live with the consequences of a Democratic party incapable of mustering any will for structural reform, introspection or antifascism

yeah the revolution will include eliminating our dependency on rare earth metals but until then it's into the mines for the op/ed guys

if I hear just the opening notes to "Everything In Its Right Place" EVEN ONCE it's over for me for like three days

as an English MA dropout I unironically endorse this

Mamdani angers certain journalists and their bosses because he's a well-educated child of privilege like they are, but he's the way he is and they're the way they are and it shames them and they can't deal with it. It's not hard to figure out

“did that ever, like, OCCUR to you, man?” shit that’s more than five

has anyone ever had a dog named Fido?

screenshot of KHYBER MAIL by Sohail Rana playing on Apple Music

some music account—sorry I don’t remember whom—mentioned Sohail Rana the other day and yeah this album (KHYBER MAIL) rips